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  • 93 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:03pm

    I don't know why but I found this hilarious!!

  • 95 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:10pm

    I think it's funny. Like If a friend randomly sent this to me I would be laughing an trying to figure out why

  • 76 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:34pm

    Are they teenaged, mutant and ninja?

  • 76 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:16pm

    I agree 210. I want to know if there are real unhappy turtles in the backseat now.

  • 72 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 3:37am

    Oh EZ DZ, try DZ everyone has...

  • 73 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 8:27pm

    Hey hey delta zetas!

  • 69 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:35pm

    Back in 'Nam, we used to eat turtle soup under the fall crescent moon

  • 61 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 3:47am

    3:37 that's EXACTLY what i thought when I read this! LoL

  • 71 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:05pm

    Fail, not even worth epic

  • 69 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:27am

    5:52 turtles are the DZ mascot

  • 74 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:03pm

    It's great to be a Delta Zee.

  • 66 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 11:54pm

    There's a code for when your climbing helmet is upside down, like an upside down helmet has enough significance to have a codename? You should fall off a cliff...

  • 66 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:00pm

    Is that code for you have cellulite on your ass?

  • 67 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:05pm

    Is that code for you being constipated?

  • 69 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:45pm

    Is there such a thing as a happy turtle?

  • 62 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 2:13am

    UNHAPPY TURTLE IS CODE FOR WHEN YOUR CLIMBING HELMET IS UPSIDE DOWN. NOW STFU.

  • 66 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 2:13am

    By turtle do you mean that you are a drug pusher from Nicaragua who is here attempting to sell but along the way you meet a nice girl who attempts to change your ways because she really loves you and then you both die in a fiery car crash when a rival dealer finds you in his territory?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:58am

    Reppin the six one five!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:56pm

    I LOVE TURTLES! Can I have some? Please?

  • 64 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:09pm

    Retarded. Kill yourself

  • 61 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 2:26am

    @2:21 You're a bitch... You bitch...

  • 51 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:05pm

    I hate to say it but the last few days, the texts have not been really good.

  • 61 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:08am

    delta zetaaaaaaaaa =]

  • 52 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:12pm

    I assume by turtles you mean salamanders and by backseat you mean vagina

  • 53 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 4:14am

    Hame and my friends use turtle, I think its hilarious no one knows what turtle means... awesome!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:24am

    sydney sloan is a cunt bitch

  • 43 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 12:23am

    Delta zeta baby!!!! Baby turtle!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 5:52am

    Can someone explain what turtles have to do with easy DZ's?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 5:03pm

    Um, okaay. Thanks for sharing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:16pm

    Your so gayyyyyyyy your so gayyyy im in dismayyyyyyy that your so gayyyyyy, i want you to lick meeeeee i want you to pump meeeeee i want you to tease meeeeeee i want you to hump meeeeee. please smell my butthole cause its rustyyyyyy please lick my cunt because its crustyyyy