um. I catfooded a teacher's classroom once. We didn't have enough money for eggs, so we just bought cheap, liquid cat food instead.
Note: It works rather well.
My mom and my dad's boss' wife got into a late night car war. We covered the boss' wife's car with contact paper. It took forever to do at 2 AM...what with trying to cut it out right and all. A few nights later, she got us back by painting bright green polka dots on mom's ugly little purple car.
We took those glass milk jugs and filled them with eggs milk sour cream and lime juice then placed them in the heating vents in school...they had to close campus for 2 days because the smell was soo bad
I once put a banana in this guy's tailpipe so he couldn't follow me around, right after I ordered room service to their car from the hotel I was staying at...
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