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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 1:31pm

    I'm an emt and we hear stupid shit like this all the time. Still funny though.

  • Submitted by RufeeO on Mar 2, 10 at 8:52pm

    I'm a doctor So all\nYou mfs stfu

  • 95 77
    Submitted by RodSteel on Mar 2, 10 at 10:48am

    Ya it's called brown nosing man

  • 89 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 4:49am

    Ahhahahahahahahaha.

  • 90 74
    Submitted by idkwhathey on Mar 3, 10 at 5:41am

    that's funny ha

  • 94 84
    Submitted by uofaff on Mar 2, 10 at 1:07pm

    as an emt that is not even close to a strange or funny explanation lol

  • 92 82
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 2, 10 at 10:23am

    I like this...LOL!

  • 90 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 10:18am

    In soviet russia nose breaks YOU!

  • 78 82
    Submitted by Mill_City_Ced on Apr 2, 10 at 12:09pm

    MILL CITY!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 10:17am

    Pretty good lol

  • 84 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 3:56pm

    Hahahahahhahahahahahahahah

  • 81 93
    Submitted by orcassio15 on Mar 2, 10 at 3:01pm

    10:18 stfu

  • Submitted by buster318 on Mar 2, 10 at 2:46pm

    As a paramedic that's not even funny.I have heard better than that.

  • 80 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 11:05am

    Classic answer!

  • 74 86
    Submitted by dudeitsluke on Mar 4, 10 at 10:23pm

    This one is actually good.

  • 65 71
    Submitted by Iddy on Mar 3, 10 at 9:37pm

    heehee thats rich!

  • 76 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 4:10pm

    lol nice

  • 72 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 12:50am

    i dont get it

  • 71 90
    Submitted by doc294 on Mar 2, 10 at 9:20pm

    That is fucking hilarious.