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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:59pm

    its illegal for the landlord to just enter your apartment sue his ass and you can be the landlord

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 8:57pm

    I totally agree, it's your apartment! I'd like to think i'd do the same :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:49pm

    "And you'll be grateful for the walls in this apartment. We've added soundproofing since Mr. and Mrs. ...um...Reverse Cowgirl moved in last year."

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:36am

    That's tight. That's what's up.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:53pm

    10:25 you're an idiot. she's saying she was fucking a guy and her brother walked in on it. and i hate everyone on this site that says texts are fake...first of all, who gives a shit?...second, who are you to say it's fake or not?

  • 92 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:54pm

    9:19-- kids up way past their bedtimes do this a$ a contest with other lame kids and b) to annoy the adults that get a kick out of reading the texts.

  • 77 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 7:37am

    there should definatly been some knocking involved. I have had similar experiences...yes plural. apparently it takes a few times for them to learn.

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    Submitted by blackbelt017 on Mar 25, 10 at 3:02pm

    Lmao just like in A Fish Called Wanda xD

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:25pm

    Way to keep it in the family 10 19

  • 76 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 10:28am

    That's how we roll in the Chi

  • 80 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:55am

    I think you have definitely shown your landlord who _really_ rules.

  • 61 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 2:34am

    Rock on

  • 72 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:34pm

    Hahaha. Love it. Chi-town represent!!

  • 71 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:15am

    12:28 hahaha that's how stifflers to college!!!

  • 74 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:11am

    Yeah buddy... Don't stop.

  • 77 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:56pm

    I wouldn't have stopped either... I would've had the loudest kinkiest sex just to prove a point.

  • 62 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 11:16pm

    Right the fuck on!!!

  • 65 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:03am

    Sounds like a Chicago landlord to me. 773. Love it!!!

  • 67 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 5:59pm

    Don't blame u!!! Frickin rude!! Did they watch or wut?!? WTF!! Stoopids

  • 70 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:34am

    Wow that's ballsy...haha no pun intended

  • 68 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:03pm

    Shake and bake. If you're not first, you're last I wanna go fast. R.B.

  • 69 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:40pm

    lmao! wow, yea its your apartment, you shouldnt gotta stop

  • 65 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:28pm

    I would have done the same thing bro.

  • 68 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:20am

    i would have asked them join :)

  • 61 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:46pm

    My landlord never told me he was having the drywall guy fix my bedroom wall. I snuck home during lunch for a quickie and halfway through the sound of a saw and the face of a dude scared the spunk right out of me. Dude had to know before he turned that saw on

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:19pm

    Yea that sucks that has happened to me but my brother was the one that walked in. I think I scarred him for life, walking in on his sister. Wish I can feel sorry for him.

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    Submitted by jennylynn123 on Dec 27, 10 at 1:36am

    Haha and as long as ur rent is paid, that's illegal too

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:24pm

    9:11 I love you for that.

  • 56 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:28am

    "Not to freak you out roomie, but i totally just came."

  • 54 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:17am

    Hot! Let's fuck! Haha!

  • 56 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:39pm

    oomg!!WTF?!?!that's frikin hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:03pm

    Made up. Lame. Fail.