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  • Submitted by parsons41286 on Nov 22, 10 at 4:53pm

    I approve of said night...but not of Phil's uncoolness. Uncool, Phil!!!

  • Submitted by pats1918 on Nov 22, 10 at 5:22pm

    welcome to whataburger, home of the whataburger, can i take your order

  • Submitted by said8ED on Nov 23, 10 at 3:49am

    YOU SUCK, PHIL

  • Submitted by dirtymindz on Nov 22, 10 at 5:00pm

    Don't worry, the cab driver was only trying to sell you for some of those delicious burgers.

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    Submitted by Derpmaster on Nov 22, 10 at 6:54pm

    Lol derp

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    Submitted by MuffinW on Nov 23, 10 at 6:12pm

    Fuck you Phil!

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    Submitted by texaslonestar on Nov 22, 10 at 7:44pm

    could be from Virginia and bought phone there but is living somewhere else....and whataburger is NOT only in Texas

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    Submitted by whitefirewolf09 on Nov 23, 10 at 1:51am

    Phil is a secret agent. \nIt's okay. Now you know.

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    Submitted by lovemeorloseme7 on Nov 23, 10 at 3:03pm

    um whataburger is also in florida.......

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    Submitted by memphius on Nov 22, 10 at 5:58pm

    Definitely added to the favs!

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    Submitted by sickchiverzz on Nov 22, 10 at 5:48pm

    I FUCKING LOVE THIS!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 10 at 8:03am

    5:22. No. Nice try though.

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    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Nov 23, 10 at 8:58pm

    Fuckin' Phil.

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    Submitted by fiteclub467 on Nov 23, 10 at 2:10pm

    hahaha oh man wish i was there haha

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    Submitted by ckdani on Nov 23, 10 at 12:14am

    hahah I love this

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 10 at 12:38am

    Right. Because you would text such a long drawn out explanation instead of telling such a fib in person. Like massa says yer fired

  • Submitted by Togglebunny on Nov 22, 10 at 11:45pm

    Dropping acid in a hired car always works better when you hired the car for more than four blocks. Also, rick would like you to know that you're fired.

  • Submitted by dawgs on Nov 22, 10 at 11:18pm

    This may be the most fake text ever posted on here...

  • Submitted by tribal673 on Nov 22, 10 at 5:37pm

    how can u have been at whataburger in Virginia?

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      Submitted by schlock on Nov 22, 10 at 6:14pm

      You do realize that cellphones and, thus, the numbers attached to them are "mobile", right?

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      Submitted by Veritas143 on Nov 22, 10 at 6:15pm

      Just because he's from Virginia doesn't mean he can't leave Virginia...usually...

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      Submitted by jbinthe615 on Nov 22, 10 at 11:56pm

      I have a 202 area code phone number (Washington, DC) and yet I live in Tennessee, people move and keep their cell numbers.

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      Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 23, 10 at 1:58am

      Whataburger is all over the place. Judging from earlier comments it's in Texas as well as North Carolina so I suppose it's possible there might be one elsewhere...