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  • Submitted by nocliq on Mar 15, 11 at 4:52pm

    Party 'Fowl'!

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      Submitted by ttesroD on Mar 15, 11 at 10:38pm

      Genius my friend. Genius.

  • Submitted by dawgs on Mar 15, 11 at 5:08pm

    God, this one actually made me laugh. I always feel awkward laughing while I'm shitting.

    • Submitted by djhays on Mar 16, 11 at 8:25pm

      your comment made me laugh while shitting

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        Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Mar 17, 11 at 12:18pm

        c-c-c-c-COMBO BREAKER!!!

  • Submitted by XZero on Mar 15, 11 at 4:47pm

    I know he means grey goose, but I wished he meant an actual goose.

    • Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Mar 16, 11 at 9:41am

      awww downer, i was picturing a boiled goose

  • Submitted by icanfly303 on Mar 15, 11 at 4:29pm

    Awesome quote and avian theviery. I'd buy this guy a beer.

  • Submitted by NPH9384 on Mar 15, 11 at 4:25pm

    I hope they meant actual goose

  • Submitted by thebatman on Mar 16, 11 at 2:35am

    it's called 'winning.' take notes.

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    Submitted by wingman693 on Mar 16, 11 at 8:38pm

    literally lol'd

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    Submitted by texas2newyork on Mar 15, 11 at 11:04pm

    Lawton area code........something good actually happened in that shit hole of a town!

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    Submitted by VegasBD on Mar 15, 11 at 5:54pm This was him.

  • Submitted by manlaw6 on Mar 15, 11 at 5:38pm

    Yeah, I bet he bust through that screen door like nothing was there...

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      Submitted by said8ED on Mar 15, 11 at 11:01pm

      Your comments have changed; you're obviously fake. :D

  • Submitted by helloween on Mar 15, 11 at 7:24pm

    Holy shit

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    Submitted by raggawr on May 22, 11 at 7:02pm

    It's not just Lawton that's this area code. It's almost all of Oklahoma.

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    Submitted by winered95 on Mar 19, 11 at 9:40pm

    shit, andrea is that you?

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    Submitted by motley on Jul 1, 11 at 5:22am

    You want to be a farmer? Where heres a couple of acres!

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    Submitted by remygorawr on Mar 15, 11 at 7:43pm

    This would be so much funnier if it really was a real goose not grey goose. But it's still pretty funny

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    Submitted by Wi1itean on Mar 17, 11 at 4:12pm

    I just cried a little

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    Submitted by satanslilhelper on Mar 17, 11 at 10:35am

    he was having Nam flashbacks. "gotta save the goose from Charlie!"

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    Submitted by dstover on Mar 19, 11 at 10:21pm

    I'm so glad I'm not the only one who reads this while they shit

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    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 25, 12 at 11:41pm

    I sometimes wonder how often people use their smartphones while they take a shit, and how often they are asked by other people if they could borrow their phone. Kinda gross.

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    Submitted by ohcrap_13 on Mar 18, 11 at 11:31am

    Made me laugh cuz i thot he was duin an arnold szchwarzeneger impression. GET TO DA CHOPPA!

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    Submitted by switchRR on Mar 15, 11 at 10:48pm

    only in Lawton, OK

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    Submitted by yotrey on Mar 16, 11 at 8:12pm

    Beautiful absolutly beautiful

  • Submitted by krazybobblehead on Mar 16, 11 at 12:17am

    Well your from the 580 so you must be trashy

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    Submitted by landonmetz on Mar 16, 11 at 2:07am

    Manlaw. You forgot to say it was fake... What happened to you?

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      Submitted by iowawashington on Mar 17, 11 at 9:40am

      brain implant. There's hope for our future.

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    Submitted by satanson666 on Apr 11, 11 at 6:00pm

    Is it wrong tht black ops comes to mind, like u were JUST playing it

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    Submitted by washingtonkaytay on Apr 2, 11 at 5:56pm

    I'd be disappointed if it wasn't a real goose.

  • Submitted by princessangry on Mar 15, 11 at 9:24pm

    Nocliq, that was brilliant!! Ha ha ha!!!

  • Submitted by arthurlux on Mar 15, 11 at 4:20pm

    I hope you mean "bottle of Grey Goose" and not an *actual* goose.

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    Submitted by tracilynne40 on Jun 15, 13 at 8:11am

    That is the most hilarious fucking text I've ever read on the site!!

  • Submitted by LolCatzFTW on Apr 8, 11 at 2:22pm

    Have you noticed that all the good nights happen to guys and all the bad nights happen to girls?

  • Submitted by ninjaman181 on Apr 5, 11 at 11:03pm

    He just pulled a wasted ninja on your ass.