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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:07am

    when I was in first grade and we were learning about creation I raised my hand and asked my Catholic schoolteacher when the dinosaurs lived. She told me they never existed. That's when I decided I couldn't be Catholic. A world without dinosaurs is just wrong.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 4:47am

    when ur high as fuck, christian radio sounds like lord of the rings

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:09am

    creationists believe humans and dinosaurs were here at the same time and the earth is only several thousand years old (which makes absolutely no sense). That's what this has to do with Christianity.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:54pm

    most christians are not this stupid. but, like republicans, there are some really fucking stupid ones. end of story.

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      Submitted by Apharot on Oct 4, 11 at 4:03am

      Let's not leave democrats out of this..or anyone who follows a political party's way of thinking, really.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:26am

    yeah cause they think scientists are all wrong cause they cant really measure the age of dinosaurs. itsd like ok christians, where are your degreees and what equipment do you use to study and back ur shit up

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:22pm

    12:00 - my parents just went their last month. they told me that they were "blown away by the amount of evidence that supported their theory" -- i told them that the tooth fairy and i f*cked the night before too. lol

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:29pm

    1:26 - you are a christian? and you are calling someone a "fucking moron"? i think the bible mentioned something about 'judge not lest you be judged??? fucking moron.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 12:43am

    this is an evangelical, fundamentalist christian belief, specifically, and by no means applies to all christians. but, televangelists and christian radio tend to lean this direction, so you can see how we might get the wrong impression. science is awesome :)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:14pm

    I was the 666th person to click bad night. Wonderful!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:00pm

    Theres a museum in North east TX thats based on this theory. It's by this awesome wildlife park I'm going to soon and I've thought about dropping in to check it out but I'm so scientifically minded I'm convinced I'd go insane in there. Or be crucified.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:18pm

    everybody responding .. go fuck yourselves

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 6:55am

    What the hell, how is it legal to spread actual lies that that bullshit.

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      Submitted by Apharot on Oct 4, 11 at 4:05am

      Science has done it's fair share of lying and screwing people over. Ask Tesla what he thinks of it.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:04am

    WOW! you know that sounds like a awesome plot for a movie......but it would never sell fuck it 10:00"s lets go to hollywood

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:11am

    10:09 ur right that doesn't make sense

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:48pm

    i have no problem with christians, but its really annoying when people believe dinosaurs and humans lived in the same time period. i had an argument with a class mate about it once. He said that carbon dating wasnt a valid argument that dinosaurs existed 65 million years ago, because carbon dating was "mostly guessing". he told me he read it in a "christian science" magazine. i laughed on the inside when he told me that. biggest oxymoron ever. christian science magazine. lolz

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:05am

    9.58 I think it is an attempt to explain the existence of dinosaurs from a creationist perspective.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 9:56am

    dinosaurs r awesome!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:27pm

    It needs to be reiterated that most Christians do not disregard science! The Catholic Church never disagreed with Darwin's theory of evolution and the original person to propose the big bang theory was a Jesuit Priest.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 3:10pm

    Why the fuck does it matter people need to stop bitchin about everything who cares what others believe. Im catholic just saying. But letting you know, there is no perfect religion so go fuck yourself. Honestly if people stopped this shit maybe we could get our damn country back on track.

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    Submitted by bamafan on Jun 12, 10 at 1:36am

    Believing in dinosaurs has nothing to do with believing in God and being a christain and I am a christain btw:)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:25pm

    haha 12:22 that's amazing!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 5:01pm

    this was on moral orel.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:08am

    umm ok still not a funny txts

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 9:57am

    i didn't think we were here at the same time

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:09am

    degrassi is about the dumbest thing i've ever seen

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 9:58am

    what do humans and dinosaurs have to do with christianity? is there some moral of the story i'm missing?

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    Submitted by PeteyJones on Dec 1, 11 at 8:41am

    I don't know how any religious person can deny dinosaurs ever existed, there is overwhelming proof as opposed to proof of God, which is either terrible or non existant

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 7:19pm

    tu chez.. but honestly, funny text.

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    Submitted by nicbyron on Dec 16, 11 at 11:35pm

    That's stupid, we've all seen Jurassic park. They didn't live in harmony

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:45pm

    How does this drivel get past the mods? YOU SUCK, MODS!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 11:44am

    who the fuck can't believe there are dinosaurs?? so what, did we just make bones and put them in the earth to only be dug up years later? what fucking retards.. i'd like to see them prove that dinosaurs never existed.

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    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Jun 29, 10 at 10:17am

    I wonder how much swearing and bagging the shit out of 'Christians' I can do before it counts as "excessively offensive material"?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 11:38am

    Funniest thing is there are people that don't believe we landed on the moon...Carl Everett ( old baseball player) doesnt believe in dinosaurs

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:26pm

    This is retarded, I'm a Christian, this isn't even remotely something that would even make 1 bit of sense. Way to put up a fake text just to bash Christianity, fucking moron.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:16am

    Christian Radio? With humans and dinosaurs in the same sentence, I sort of figured that to be some dopey independent hipster fuckhole outlet radio station. They all believe that sort of shit too.

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    Submitted by Fitzi on Nov 10, 10 at 10:22pm

    I don't know, neverbeendrunk. why don't we find out?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:27pm

    Dinosaurs have nothing to do with Christianity... Christians believe/know that dinosaurs existed... and yes, we also know that they did not co-exist with humans. Retard.