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  • 63 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:12pm

    Charles Rutherford believes it's hammer time!

  • 61 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 6:29pm

    Hilarious. That shit was soo confusing! What time were the clubs opening?? The real time or the new time?! Haha

  • 63 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:49pm

    im sorry 7:43 are you confused by the entire purpose of this website?

  • 53 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:30pm

    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:21pm

    Haha Jeff I love you

  • 51 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:00am

    wherefore art thou clock?

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:32am

    haha best part? google tells you what time it is

  • 57 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:15pm

    Jeff. Fricken go away! No one cares tha you ge it.

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 6:40pm

    Oh I get it! It's funny because they probably were confused by the day lights savings time! -Jeff

  • 53 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:12pm

    9:26 : its texts FROM last night, not texts ABOUT last night

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:08pm

    What time is it? Time to get a watch... and a life

  • 47 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 12:36am

    What time is it? ADVENTURE TIME!

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:07am

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA holy moly...

  • 52 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:32pm

    .yaY .ynnuf yllautca saw sihT

  • 39 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 4:16am

    Hahaha, Jeff I don't think it was just because of daylight savings time, swing and a miss buddy. 6:55 "where is my cat" = pure gold

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:33pm

    It's time for a sexy party!!!!!!

  • 47 73
    Submitted by justlovelyy on May 17, 10 at 4:45pm

    Hammer time

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:45am

    Jeff. Fricken go away! No one cares tha you ge it. November 2, 2009 7:15PM Laughed SO hard! Ahahahaahaha

  • 41 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 8:50am

    time to take it up the ass

  • 44 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:50pm

    Now u fucked up now u fucked up u have Fucked up

  • 46 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:18pm

    hey everyone, elemantary school called..... they want their "first" posts back.... oh and then I got a text from high school and they were intrigued to recieve the "you were so high/drunk, you did ______" texts back.

  • 43 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:24pm

    9:23, that was all sarcasm

  • 50 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:37pm

    9:33 if you didn't spend your days tucking your dick between your legs, you might be able to handle this

  • 40 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:26pm

    7:43: the website is called TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT. So no, im not getting tired of them because they directly relate to the theme of this website.

  • 39 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:48pm

    West by god virginia

  • 45 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:43pm

    Anyone else get tired of all these "OMG I just remembered what I/you did last night and must text you about it!" ESPECIALLY "I/You were so high/drunk you googled "

  • 36 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 6:55am

    Hahaha why does everyone diss on Jeff? I think he's funny as fuck. But I'm high, so who cares. Hahaha I've been so drunk I did this once. I've also done "where is my house" and "how can I find my cat". Haha