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  • 69 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:47pm

    Dear 11:20 and 2:42, You guys are fucking idiots. This kind of post is what tfln is meant for. Not some dumb one-liners or fake ass posts like what's been on here recently. So fuck off and please leave. You're the people who are ruining this site by probably making up fake posts and sending them in.

  • 67 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:15pm

    hahahahahahah this post is funny and real becasuse i no the person who sent it

  • 63 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 11:45pm

    the sad thing is that he probably didn't even drink that much

  • 66 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:06pm

    11:20 and 11:38, stop bitching. if you don't like it, leave.

  • 66 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:42pm

    whoever said TFLN isn't screening for quality posts is a douche bag, this was hilarious

  • 54 62
    Submitted by sitonmyface on Apr 24, 10 at 11:33pm

    Love love love love this. Welcome to real life.

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:20am

    Maybe 'fuck my eyebrow is burning'?

  • 58 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:19am

    I am assuming it might have been intended to read: "sitting in the back of (dolows?) VAN and listening to jolly music and wolfgang is SINGING and looking GOOD. ...maybe? still don't get the eyebrow bit though...

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:09am

    i just fell on the floor crying in laughter. it makes. NO sense.

  • 64 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:48am

    sounds like the end of an awesome van halen concert (with wolfgang)

  • 60 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:56pm

    "home is where i go now" is killing me XDD

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:40pm

    6:33...please learn that his name isn't halo..lol..

  • 57 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:33pm

    I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. eh kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything

  • 67 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:41am

    Did Lindsay Lohan post this?

  • 60 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:46pm

    cocaine-addiction-solution.ÒRG

  • 56 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:02pm

    Auto-correct rears its ugly head once more.

  • 57 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 5:38pm

    This reminds me of what happens if you translate a passage from English to Chinese and back like 5 times. Hilarious.

  • 49 62
    Submitted by tadahitsjenni on Dec 17, 10 at 11:54pm

    I just laughed till I cried and was laughing so hard I couldn't hit the favorite button

  • 54 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:26pm

    hahahahaha you sound fat haha

  • 36 40
    Submitted by arthurlux on Aug 25, 11 at 3:39pm

    Puck, my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of [someone's] van and listening to jolly music and Wolfgang is singing and looking good. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.

  • 37 42
    Submitted by RAMPAGE11995 on Jun 3, 11 at 7:27pm

    I literally laughed out loud when i read this

  • 59 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:20pm

    i think its sick my eyebrows burnin

  • 60 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:35pm

    t9 strikes again... lol

  • 54 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:32pm

    LOL @ 1:10, with the thought and creativity put into that witty retort you should have just relied on a classic like "I'm rubber, you're glue..." or "I know you are but what am I"

  • 51 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:39am

    FINALLY a real tfln

  • 54 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:23am

    that seriously made me laugh SO hard.

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:48pm

    cocaine-addiction-solution.örg kick that cocaine habit

  • 53 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 6:25pm

    thats the stupidest thing ive ever heard 6:23..ur probably really short and fat like a little chode

  • 62 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:24pm

    Reminds me of A Clockwork Orange.

  • 52 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:33pm

    i think there were some shrooms involved in this text

  • 57 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:10pm

    12:23 you sound ugly.

  • 57 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:51am

    did lindsay lohan post this?

  • 58 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:27pm

    HAH! epic nights are lovely. whether you remember them or not.

  • 32 42
    Submitted by bitterandalone on Jun 20, 11 at 12:10am

    Fuck my eyebrow is burning. Sitting in the back of (whoever's) van. Wolfgang is singing and cooking food. Going home now

  • 52 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:35pm

    what is 1:58 saying??? lol

  • 47 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:27am

    i have sent SOOO many txts like that. tends to mean awesome night.

  • 51 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:00pm

    clearly this is an excerpt from the new david lynch script, right?

  • 44 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 10 at 1:23am

    I swear this is the funniest tfln ever. Whoever thos happened to should be honored.

  • 52 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:22pm

    i agree with 10:19 and 12:20 but i still think the sender might have been a little intoxicated or high

  • 37 56
    Submitted by molliewobbles on Nov 15, 10 at 2:33am

    I have this saved as a favorite. I laugh every time. Never gets old.

  • 54 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 6:23pm

    hey theres nothing wrong with monkey fuckers 11:50

  • 52 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:20am

    I see that TFLN is still making no effort to screen for quality posts, way to raise the bar guys

  • 52 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:39pm

    WOW... that is the most effed up sentence I've read.... and trust me, i get some weird texts.

  • 46 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:30am

    looks like some iphone corrections were made

  • 45 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:21am

    yeah... I'm with the responder.

  • 43 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:26pm

    Could be Rick (as in "Rick, my eyebrow is burning....")

  • 45 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:59pm

    Sounds like something said in the movie "Legend"

  • 42 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 1:28pm

    6:33 his name is master chief dumbass. Or John

  • 44 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 11:50pm

    oh yes he did buddy. he's probably one of those crack addicts who sells his body for sex and then gets high and fucks around some more...damn monkey fuckers are ruining our world. They should just put their things in a box and lock it!

  • 42 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:58pm

    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

  • 41 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:29am

    my honest-to-god texts have never been posted. :( some of them are hilarious!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:01pm

    someone needs to call you a WAAAAAH-bulance

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:57pm

    Speak English Or Die.

  • 41 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:22am

    Maybe they pierced their eyebrow? Silly. Or burned it off.

  • 41 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:38am

    My hysterical texts still haven't been posted.