Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(267): View more from Pennsylvania

4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(267) 4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room.. http://tfl.nu/v238

Replies (7) Good night (4025) Bad night (942)
Favorite
(832): View more from Houston, Texas

super hot butfun

(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(832): super hot butfun (832): Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make. http://tfl.nu/zsez

Replies (11) Good night (3254) Bad night (808)
Favorite
(419): View more from Ohio

It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(419): It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth http://tfl.nu/totm

Replies (56) Good night (6945) Bad night (1535)
Favorite
(940): View more from Texas

Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(940): Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever. http://tfl.nu/989r

Replies (18) Good night (5844) Bad night (1851)
Favorite
(920): View more from Wisconsin

So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(920): So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again. http://tfl.nu/54yy

Replies (18) Good night (2101) Bad night (6406)
Favorite
(602): View more from Arizona

Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(602): Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now? http://tfl.nu/lkox

Replies (9) Good night (5603) Bad night (934)
Favorite
(636): View more from Missouri

He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.

(314): View more from Missouri

That was the greatest thing i have ever read.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(636): He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping. (314): That was the greatest thing i have ever read. http://tfl.nu/0exi

Replies (34) Good night (7229) Bad night (2113)
Favorite
(605): View more from South Dakota

Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(605): Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min. http://tfl.nu/hu1g

Replies (3) Good night (1373) Bad night (588)
Favorite
(604): View more from British Columbia

We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(604): We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex. http://tfl.nu/otis

Replies (4) Good night (655) Bad night (1174)
Favorite
(860): View more from Connecticut

Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(860): Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween http://tfl.nu/izhm

Replies (4) Good night (2289) Bad night (586)
Favorite
(402): View more from Nebraska

Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(402): Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab http://tfl.nu/rn99

Replies (3) Good night (834) Bad night (478)
Favorite
(317): View more from Indiana

What's your ideal size in a man?

(765): View more from Indiana

I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(317): What's your ideal size in a man? (765): I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow...... http://tfl.nu/zo79

Replies (5) Good night (871) Bad night (490)
Favorite
(774): View more from Massachusetts

Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak

(603): View more from New Hampshire

my vagina doesn't wear a watch

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(774): Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak (603): my vagina doesn't wear a watch http://tfl.nu/ym75

Replies (6) Good night (1274) Bad night (403)
Favorite
(952): View more from Minnesota

OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(952): OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER http://tfl.nu/m7io

Replies (2) Good night (232) Bad night (544)
Favorite
(508): View more from Massachusetts

"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(508): "You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever http://tfl.nu/zbaa

Replies (3) Good night (222) Bad night (445)

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard