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(218): View more from Minnesota

Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4

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(804): View more from Virginia

Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive

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(951): View more from California

diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.

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