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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 3:01pm

    "Prove it" *throws acid on her cooch* "IS THAT HORRIBLE ENOUGH FOR YOU?! HUH?!" "YOU ANIMAL!!" "Ahhh, clean yourself up. You're melting"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:57pm

    i got that reply from my gf once, showed up at her house and both her and her best friend, also very hot, were already started, so i just jumped in....i love college

    • Submitted by woCcixelsyD on Oct 13, 10 at 10:43pm

      cool story, bro

    • Submitted by peaches49 on Dec 15, 10 at 4:43am

      LIE!

    • Submitted by aolien on Jul 4, 11 at 10:36am

      prove it

    • Submitted by Kin6x on Oct 20, 11 at 11:57pm

      Pix or it didnt happen

    • Submitted by dragonslaya on Dec 13, 11 at 10:13pm

      I remember watching that porno too

    • Submitted by amariek on Dec 27, 11 at 2:22pm

      code names for your left and right hands? cute.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:03pm

    In soviet russia vagina does horrible things to you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:33pm

    omg I want horrible things done to my vagina. now please.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 11:52pm

    this was obviously drew and fifi. or james and maggie. or maybe it was joe and tina..... fuck who cares.... its probably the bananas in pyjamas

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:54pm

    That my friends, is a green light if i have ever seen one.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 5:49am

    To all you girls that said "I wish my boyfriend would say that" or "I wish guys would say that to me" well we do, and we get slapped because you want love and we wanna fuck...and there you go ladies stop calling guys confusing cause there's your answer, we want to fuck the he'll out of you, that's what want,

    • Submitted by WEAZEL1201 on May 3, 10 at 8:24pm

      it's just sex don't take it so seriously when you want it just let a guy know we'd happily oblige, both win

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      Submitted by IAmBrony on Apr 29, 13 at 9:45pm

      The sexism in this comment is beyond mortal reckoning.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 7:35pm

    Maybe it's not a guy!

  • Submitted by giggity80085 on Jul 6, 10 at 6:23pm

    In soviet Russia, vaginas do terrible things to you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 11:56pm

    Ahaha why can't all women be like this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:38pm

    HAHA I'M STILL LAUGHING AT 11:52

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 1:18am

    i would totally reply with "prove it." if a guy would sack up and send me a text saying something like that.

    • Submitted by kingdemp on Jan 31, 11 at 4:00am

      I say shit like this every day. Why are so many girls like "I wish a guy would sack up and say this to me" you probably are ugly or talk to fags because i find it hard to believe that you think this is so rare.

    • Submitted by HokieNut47 on Oct 15, 11 at 7:37pm

      Send ur info and I'll text u sayin that, hell any guy would it's what guys do it's not hard to find one that will do the same

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 11:02am

    I would vote good night for this 10,000 times if I could.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 1:09am

    LOL "it's probably the bananas in pyjamas" hahahahahahaah i just laughed way more at that reply than at the text itself.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 12:38pm

    Wasn't me, but I've been lucky enough to get that reply before! The only one better was the "prove it" in response to "dunno about those other guys but I'm sure I could outlast you". That was a *long* weekend. ;)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 8:44pm

    dear billericah, this was not you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 9:43pm

    massachusetts for the win.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 4:10am

    the right kind of raunch

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:06pm

    Sounds like a terribly awesome girl that will ruin your life.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:53pm

    I think the moderators that do a horrible job selecting these posts, like this one, should post some of the replies. Bananas in pajamas CLEARLY TAKES THE CAKE.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:25pm

    all you guys out there need to prove it!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 5:49pm

    hahahah i know that this was Zach and Clare...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 2:58pm

    6:19, buy the biggest dildo you can find and shove it as far as it can go and then you will get an idea. of wat i can do to you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 2:44am

    Whoever got this text better have already been in the car on the way before posting this...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 9:23pm

    Please insert joke here

  • Submitted by _sydnee_ on Jan 16, 10 at 7:31pm

    Oh. My. Gosh. I wish I had a boyfriend who said things like that to me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 1:35pm

    I'm in 781 so if he can't prove it I'll do it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 7:06pm

    Creeping jesus. Id love to be that guy

    • Submitted by Thatguy99 on Feb 22, 10 at 3:44pm

      Creeping jesus....that's why you're not that guy! Grow some balls dude

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:33pm

    hahahaha bananas in pyjamas made me laugh a lot

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 2:46am

    wasn't me, but i've gotten that text and sent that reply before.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:07am

    SO LUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 8:11pm

    i invented the PROOOVE IT, has gottem me head from more than 100 different big mouth hussies....lmfao no pun intended, try it tho, call a hoe out and its on

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 9:11pm

    Careful what you wish for I have seen terriable things happen!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:01am

    All the chicks are like this in 978

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:25pm

    haha i was the one that said prove it before. but that was ONLY after i was told the size of his cock ; ]

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:28pm

    (208) 11:52 & the bananas in pajama's, I'm fucking lmfao.... Haha, college is a good time tiger in on the action, if some girl says prove it to me I'll take her up for it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 10:58pm

    Just another reason why I love living in mass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 4:57pm

    This woman is my hero

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 10:38am

    One word to describe this message: WIN!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 11:43am

    I wanna meet that chick.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:35pm

    women from mass, fuckin right

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:56pm

    what exactly qualifies as "horrible"?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:55pm

    Fuck yeah north shore!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:18am

    12:20am.....ummmmm........no you didnt.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:55am

    Wow. The day i get a reply like that i will litterally just ..pass away

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 7:22pm

    im pretty sure that this is me and someone else. i got the same text and said the same thing back and im from billerica ma hence the 978

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:17pm

    why don't i get text like this from my boyfriend. argh.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 1:44pm

    This was definitely written by a dude named Steven.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:57pm

    i just got a hard on reading this...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 1:58am

    how could someone even click on this to consider it a bad night? that's awesome!

  • Submitted by dozedoff on Jul 22, 10 at 4:24am

    hahah I'd be like " be here in 5 with a box of trojans."

  • Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 1, 10 at 4:44am

    I REALLY wanna know what kind of conversation led to those two lines.

  • Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 8, 10 at 4:24pm

    SO classsy. and those who say they wanna try that or wish someone said that to them.. nobody gives. thats kinda nasty, take it somewhere else k thanks ;)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 6:29pm

    If only my girlfriend was like that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 6:12pm

    my bf tells me that all the time and boy does he prove it =)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 12:57pm

    ryan how could you post this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 12:41am

    ^ Awww that is nasty! D: Ouch!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 5:54pm

    Guys need to start sexting more! It's so fun and is a real turn on. Totally makes me horny just reading this haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:12am

    Can I get her number?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:34am

    well damn. he needs a funnel, 12 bees, and some quick drying super glue

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 8:14pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:07pm

    That's how we do it in Boston yo

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 11:11pm

    one day this will happen to me..... i cant wait lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 7:04pm

    get a bottle of lighter fluid and a match..show her whose boss

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 1:24am

    This is from that new movie with that guy from juno.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:33pm

    I know, I really am. Be jealous.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 1:04am

    Ohhh 978... North Shore Whores.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 11:22am

    I've had text like this lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:26pm

    I would say anything leading up to scat. At that point, we'd require a word stronger than horrible...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 2:24am

    Yeah because Ryan isn't a totally common name dipshit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:07pm

    lock that shit downn

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 6:35pm

    Lawton girls are daredevils tell them not to jump on ur dick and they'll say how much u want to bet I will

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 3:04pm

    thats a great girl.

  • Submitted by nigga77 on Jul 7, 10 at 3:35am

    Damn nikka

  • Submitted by bluedreamer on May 6, 10 at 2:24pm

    Haha that kinda makes me want to try sex in bubble wrap

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 2:22pm

    I need to find a chck that likes this talk lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:27am

    Sweet lord, green light for destruction my brother

  • Submitted by pengster on Jul 27, 10 at 5:54pm

    Lmao

  • Submitted by XjesskaX on Dec 2, 10 at 12:21pm

    if i had a nickel for every time i had this same conversation.... lol

  • Submitted by magicthief on Aug 24, 10 at 1:18am

    I did a 3 way with my gf best friend and they said the same thing

  • Submitted by Degu_Boy on May 14, 10 at 2:51am

    In Soviet Russia, vagina do horrible things to you!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:45pm

    Haha, I've said that response before and oh did he prove it ;)

  • Submitted by iluvKaBrii on Jun 14, 10 at 2:08pm

    LOL interesting

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 12:10pm

    i wish my gf wud say things like that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 3:37am

    ben rothlisberger??

  • Submitted by beals87 on Jul 19, 10 at 12:01am

    Your a goddess.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 1:39pm

    how does anyone know who posted what? it's all anonymous you tards

  • Submitted by |{!||@ on Jun 8, 10 at 1:25pm

    And I'll tickle your belly button... From the inside.

  • Submitted by M0st4f4 on Mar 12, 10 at 1:58am

    Lol at this and lol at the soviet russia person

  • Submitted by SashaLuhvsYuh on May 11, 10 at 1:51am

    @ 3:01 gawd man what the fuck goes on inside ur head??!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:24pm

    Throw an m80 in there. That'll prove it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 9:10pm

    oh it is a guy. fyi.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 2:07am

    I feel like I may or may not have been apart of this text

  • Submitted by maver1ck911 on Sep 14, 10 at 3:35am

    Boston/Northern Essex county area codes lmao... WOOT WOOT Massachusetts

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:52am

    Massachusetts tickles the twine for two

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:24am

    boston to law town? or A-TOWN? Oww owwwwww!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 2:57am

    hahah me and my bf's area codes. definitely not me though.

  • Submitted by Degu_Boy on May 14, 10 at 2:53am

    Crap! Some fool stole my "Soviet Russia" comment!

  • Submitted by Bosston on Mar 11, 10 at 12:14pm

    haha they would be from Mass. I'm proud

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:28am

    This was zach and claire

  • Submitted by Tserrof15 on Oct 8, 10 at 10:42pm

    I would do worse

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:52am

    Lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:32pm

    Yeah, you say that until he pulls out his briefcase and cackles

  • Submitted by dunumber1 on Dec 5, 10 at 5:43pm

    Dibs on next go.

  • Submitted by megamax on Mar 10, 10 at 10:12pm

    Terrible...terrible things

  • Submitted by siaaaxox on Apr 13, 10 at 12:07am

    favorite

  • Submitted by rawrnstuff on Dec 24, 10 at 8:41pm

    Said in true townie fashion.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 4:59am

    Bet the smelly clam would do stinky things to you too. Better bring some hand sanitizer. Don't want your hands getting dirty/diseased if you fuck her

  • Submitted by bigboy on Mar 3, 10 at 4:30am

    So true 559

  • Submitted by richie07 on Nov 2, 10 at 6:24pm

    That's what's good. Way to go!!

  • Submitted by RichardS on Apr 11, 10 at 9:35pm

    I guess it doesn't mean prove it like prooving bread dough

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 9:12am

    you're the dumb ass - there were no ryans involved in this matter. trust me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 11:47am

    i'm going to kill you for posting this r.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:00pm

    Bananas in pyjamas XD

  • Submitted by jhard on May 18, 10 at 6:47am

    aww i want horrible things done my vagina

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:59am

    replied to this so there would be 69.. please everyone stay cool and don't ruin this for me... peace and love.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:48am

    Dude that's the greatest thing I've heard about since sex on bubble wrap

  • Submitted by yummy on Jun 4, 10 at 5:05pm

    3:01 please marry me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:41am

    Dude. Seriously. Mmm.

  • Submitted by HOTTDUDE69 on Mar 4, 10 at 7:13pm

    horrible thing, i would do sweet things to your vagina, pleasureable things, maybe even painful, but horrible is the wrong word here

  • Submitted by chrisb911 on Aug 28, 10 at 6:58pm

    can i prove it i live in MA

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 12:20am

    i got that reply once so i kicked the bitch in her cunt gave her the finger went home beat and jerked off

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 10 at 5:59pm

    IM SO HORNY GODDD

  • Submitted by ERich331 on Jun 10, 10 at 2:44pm

    I must try this now

  • Submitted by Dwhite93 on Mar 9, 11 at 11:06pm

    I just wanna fuck u

  • Submitted by nitro_luke on Feb 15, 11 at 1:07am

    girls can fake orgasms, but guys can fake..... love, its a win win if you ask me

  • Submitted by wewe411 on Feb 10, 11 at 9:46pm

    Gross I'm 11

  • Submitted by zannacw on Dec 17, 10 at 4:17pm

    Lol vvv

  • Submitted by sexymofo on Jul 3, 10 at 12:45pm

    Ik who posted this lol

  • Submitted by _bbycakes on May 20, 10 at 7:18pm

    Fuck yeaa! Let's go.

  • Submitted by newfieldsnight on Jun 15, 11 at 10:26pm

    This comment is the best one on TFLN.I hope I find a girl like that

  • Submitted by madamcreepy69 on Mar 10, 10 at 11:51am

    lmao (:

  • Submitted by heatherbunny4 on Dec 28, 10 at 12:50am

    Wish I had the guts to reply that

  • Submitted by deathcabby45 on Mar 14, 10 at 1:21am

    creeping jesus?

  • Submitted by USARMY on Sep 21, 10 at 8:12am

    3======================>

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 6:19am

    it was me... so prove it already!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by dread_heaf on Nov 17, 10 at 10:29pm

    Why aren't all non crazy girls like this

  • Submitted by scorn on Apr 14, 11 at 2:36am

    I will prove it just leave your name and number

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 11 at 6:43pm

    Omg WTF what whould u do

  • Submitted by camala on Jun 30, 12 at 1:28am

    promise?

  • Submitted by Chevy_Rox on Oct 28, 11 at 12:30am

    "prove it" haha she's awesome. I'd marry this woman

  • Submitted by iloveJOHN on Aug 18, 11 at 11:45am

    Me and my boyfriend always talk like this, I didn't know it was a rare thing

  • Submitted by PierreTheLion on May 21, 11 at 7:13pm

    My wife and I have had this exact exchange before. Kudos to you, my friend.

  • Submitted by koji8123 on Jul 16, 11 at 1:48pm

    In Soviet Russia...

  • Submitted by swimwear on Aug 13, 11 at 1:32am

    Your vag just wrote a check....I'd be ready cash. ASAP!!!

  • Submitted by oohgirl05 on May 11, 11 at 10:45pm

    Do it to my vaginaa(;

  • Submitted by HokieNut47 on Oct 15, 11 at 7:41pm

    For those girls sayin I wish a guy would say this to me, ask any guy what he would and he will tell u but u gotta open the door if girls wouldn't get pissed we would say shit like this but no girl really want this

  • Submitted by SilkyJohnson on Mar 30, 11 at 8:26pm

    so many people saying they wish this would happen to them... i couldnt tell this was a rare thing?..

  • Submitted by whooteygirl on Jun 19, 11 at 8:25pm

    the dirtier the better

  • Submitted by badmitch on May 25, 11 at 6:19pm

    BadMitch is the king of the pump slam, www.badmitch.com

  • Submitted by jennifaahx on Jan 7, 12 at 11:04am

    massachusetts for the win! sad thing is im from both places with those area codes(: lol funny ass shit!

  • Submitted by sleepeebear on Jun 8, 12 at 1:29pm

    Like how the comments make it seem so hard and like such an achievement to get laid.

  • Submitted by notsobermuch on Jul 25, 11 at 1:38am

    I would give horrible diseases to your vagina\n\nprove it

  • Submitted by maverick2512 on Mar 28, 12 at 4:03pm

    .... Challenge accepted

  • Submitted by jhaines1127 on Nov 8, 11 at 9:04am

    Moderators that pick shit like this are people like us. Anyone can moderate on this site.

  • Submitted by paynis on Feb 20, 12 at 10:05pm

    Hmmm.

  • Submitted by Decirable on Dec 2, 11 at 12:57am

    Sad day. They're both men.

  • Submitted by smddisturbed on Aug 16, 11 at 2:18am

    Winning!

  • Submitted by toshaama on Jan 16, 12 at 6:58am

    I can't help but think horrible things include STDs..

  • Submitted by his_cutiepie on Jan 1, 12 at 10:43pm

    no one gives a fuck why soviet russia fucking like this is fuck the United States of America shut the FUCK UP or die seriously no one gives a flying fuck!

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    Submitted by boner_garage on Jan 14, 14 at 6:33pm

    Story of my life. And by life I mean vagina.

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    Submitted by basketballxy on Feb 21, 13 at 10:32pm

    So sexy

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    Submitted by caseywhalen on Jan 28, 14 at 1:18am

    This gets me excited