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(914): View more from New York

I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.

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(757): View more from Virginia

So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof

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(817): View more from Texas

Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.

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(360): View more from Washington

do we own a ladder

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We do not.

(360): View more from Washington

then how am i on the roof

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(601): View more from Mississippi

K. On the way. I need a drink.

(904): View more from Florida

Like a drink drink or like water?

(601): View more from Mississippi

Have we met?

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(805): View more from California

WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH

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budget cuts

(805): View more from California

YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS

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budget cuts are serious business

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(831): View more from California

'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason

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(904): View more from Florida

bring the vodka.

(1-904): View more from Florida

i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?

(904): View more from Florida

we are.

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