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(812): View more from Indiana

My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow

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i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I would do horrible things to your vagina.

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Prove it.

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(863): View more from Florida

I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule

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