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dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
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