You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • 56 28
    Submitted by okieraider71 on Dec 10, 12 at 5:29pm

    You screw on demand. Who needs to marry you? All the benefits and none of the commitment.

  • 45 26
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 10, 12 at 7:34pm

    I'm pretty sure you just listed EXACTLY why you're still single.

  • 42 29
    Submitted by RodFarva on Dec 10, 12 at 3:43pm

    These pretzels are making me thirsty!

    • 39 35
      Submitted by lol_wat on Dec 10, 12 at 4:16pm

      Back in my day we'd take out back and beat you with a hose... Now STFU!

      • 36 29
        Submitted by RodFarva on Dec 10, 12 at 4:46pm

        Pretzels... thirsty.

        • 36 26
          Submitted by lol_wat on Dec 10, 12 at 4:56pm

          Shut up FARVA, shut up

  • 39 26
    Submitted by NapoleonDynamite on Dec 10, 12 at 6:50pm

    Tina you fat lard! Come get some dinner!