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  The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.

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  (864): The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up. http://tfl.nu/edto
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  Submitted by PierreTheLion on Mar 3, 11 at 12:06pm

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  Quit with the thinking and just do it

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  Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Mar 3, 11 at 1:04pm

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  or that dead hooker in your trunk

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  Submitted by thebatman on Mar 3, 11 at 12:56pm

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  unofficial!

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  Submitted by pichu180 on Mar 4, 11 at 3:13am

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  Explain?

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  Submitted by B1gBadB1lly on Jan 26, 12 at 10:53am

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  Well that nails about two outa the thousands of laws you COULD break.

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  Submitted by Hotknight345 on Sep 6, 12 at 8:20pm

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  Diplomatic Immunity?

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