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  • Submitted by artnerd on Feb 10, 10 at 10:22am

    A four year relationship and you don't have the balls to break it off in person? Man the fuck up.

    • Submitted by douchemonger on Feb 10, 10 at 10:42am

      i was dumped via facebook status...as in he went in and changed mine. after 4 years. great way to wake up...

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        Submitted by imacarpenter on Aug 24, 10 at 7:36am

        i fell you man , my girl broke up with me after i took a really good nap ... and i mean it was a REALLY good nap ....wakeing up to "i wanna see other ppl" just killed it...aw well at least i dont have to drive 40min :D

        • 39 52
          Submitted by MJCity on Jan 30, 12 at 1:18pm

          I got dumped via Facebook too. shits fucked up dude

    • 49 62
      Submitted by instantaxess on Jul 9, 11 at 3:09am

      BadMitch sends them a singing telegram, www.badmitch.com

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:20am

    Lol wowwww, that's awesomeness and assholeness perfectly combined

    • Submitted by NotAnonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:31am

      hahaha. i love how your ratings are equal when you mention "perfectly combined"

      • 59 94
        Submitted by dre623 on Aug 29, 10 at 1:12am

        I wanna give it a thumbs up, but it's too awesome to ruin

        • 68 80
          Submitted by j0k3 on Oct 24, 10 at 8:21am

          agree

    • Submitted by youngster3956 on Mar 1, 10 at 4:44pm

      I just wanted to comment off yours to put myself up top off this tfln because this one is my favorite. Also i have a really big penis....ladies

      • Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 1, 10 at 8:29am

        Way to be honest.

    • 59 85
      Submitted by BigIrish010 on Apr 24, 10 at 3:56pm

      I can COMPLETELY second that!

    • 83 81
      Submitted by mchonbrown on Jul 25, 10 at 12:06am

      could not have said it any better! lol

    • 61 70
      Submitted by noahochoa on Nov 12, 10 at 9:32pm

      i just ruined your flow dog. soo woo gang!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:25am

    This better be bullshit, otherwise the guy is a fucking tool.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:25am

    And this year's douchebag of the award goes to....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:44am

    The word 'douchebag' was created for guys like this

    • Submitted by youngster3956 on Mar 1, 10 at 6:18am

      no, you sir are wrong it was created as a slang term for what women use to take care of themselves while menstruating. Later it was used as an insult to people, but you are still wrong.

    • 31 56
      Submitted by my235 on Nov 16, 11 at 8:46pm

      Ah but how quickly you forget the word "Babe" could have been spoken by a female.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:23am

    I really hope this is fake.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:23am

    Wait a sec..how come everyone is assuming that it's a guy?

    • Submitted by GUEST on Feb 10, 10 at 4:59pm

      girls have feelings

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:16am

    Now that's funny. Wrong, but funny.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:42am

    What a scumbag! Grow a pair man.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:23am

    Whan an ass-fuck. I hope the OP chokes on a dick and dies.

  • Submitted by greenbumho on Feb 10, 10 at 12:41pm

    I wonder what he would have done if she said yes?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:55am

    Did he pop the collar of his pink polo shirt when he hit 'send'? Guys like this (fake) one can't keep a woman for four years.

  • Submitted by CIT on Feb 10, 10 at 10:22am

    Oh what a fucknut!

  • Submitted by Anonymously on Feb 10, 10 at 10:47am

    if this is real that is bruuuutal

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:53pm

    Legen........ Wait for it......dary

    • 63 84
      Submitted by abcd52 on Feb 13, 10 at 12:25am

      I love Barney, but that doesn't apply to this situation.\nIt's not legendary, and Barney wouldn't be with anyone even fakely for ten years.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:32am

    Ohh that's harsh

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:46am

    That's awful stfu no deserves that

  • Submitted by IrishAce on Feb 10, 10 at 6:00pm

    I hope that he caught her cheating. That would be the only way that this would be hilarious.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:05am

    Whattt a loserr. Omg

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:22am

    This can't be real

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:14pm

    Is this real? I feel like it's the first part of a joke or somehing like the next text says "jk"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:54am

    You're an asshole

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:50am

    Burn!!! But that is fucked up, do it face to face biotch

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:17pm

    No i don't bitch ya u suck it .I $0rry I'm tired

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 2:13pm

    ...it's "to" sadistic to be a girl because it's in "or" genetics to be "hormonal and shit"?...good fucking lord, I wish you had been aborted 1:04.8

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:25pm

    12:18 I've heard lots of girls call their boyfriends babe.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:12am

    That's how we roll in socal

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:15pm

    1:04: you're sexist. Women can be insensitive and sadistic too. I've seen it

    • Submitted by up_up_and_away on Mar 13, 10 at 1:20am

      That's true. I could see this being a girl if she caught him cheating, because that would completely make sense. But that's the only situation. Usually it's the guy that gets bored after 4 years and the girl that gets attached, not the other way around.

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    Submitted by unknown89 on Apr 12, 11 at 1:13am

    I was dumped a day before my bday, the same month as our anniversary, because he hadn't been happy for 4 months because he couldn't figure out why he couldn't fix his car. He chose his car over me.

  • Submitted by Metalgasmo on Feb 10, 10 at 10:37am

    That is such a sick burn!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:40am

    That's awesome. Props for this dude. But.. Shoulda done it in person. Then taken a pic of her face after you said that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 1:17am

    Are you the only one who doesn't realize half of the texts on here are fake?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:29am

    Laguna for the win!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 10:23pm

    I find it funny but yeahhh...I disagree with this 100%

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 3:05pm

    I don't care if this is fake or not, shit's funny!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 3:12pm

    That is the greatest thing I've ever heard

  • Submitted by cliffburton14 on Feb 10, 10 at 5:08pm

    i guess i'm the only one who laughed when i read this shit. c'mon people it's pretty funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:32pm

    Mine calls me babe

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:33am

    Pass the dutchie by the left hand side

  • 96 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:56pm

    Wow. Probably one of the biggest douchefags out there. What an asshole..

  • 88 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 4:46pm

    PUNK'D.

  • 89 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 4:26am

    Too bad this is fake.

  • 90 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 7:07pm

    Wat if the girls a ho

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 6:04pm

    Because only a man would fake propose over a text message. Or propose at all over a text message.

  • Submitted by Kat10ieP on Feb 10, 10 at 4:12pm

    this is the funniest thing everrrrr

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:15pm

    Owned.

  • 91 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:45pm

    Fucked up!

  • 88 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 9:53pm

    Hahahaha oh shit!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 5:46pm

    This is fantastic.

  • 84 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:14am

    Bahahahajajajahahahahahahahajahajah

  • 79 71
    Submitted by somerandomguyftw on Jul 9, 10 at 11:52pm

    poor her

  • 90 93
    Submitted by brandycheifer on Mar 27, 10 at 10:09pm

    Hahahahaha that's fuckin hilarious dude

  • Submitted by brinaxO8 on Feb 10, 10 at 10:00pm

    Wow, you're a douchebag.

  • 76 66
    Submitted by jim18 on Apr 27, 10 at 11:23am

    Best text ever !!

  • 86 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 8:39pm

    No u r bitch

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:47pm

    O mean... Fucken orange county

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:33am

    Mad owned... Oh man...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:38pm

    Painful

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:40am

    Awesome lol

  • 89 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:02am

    And I always Tought that breakin up over the phone was pathetic...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:03am

    Y'all been trolled

  • 76 70
    Submitted by qwertyuiopasdfgh on Apr 28, 10 at 6:34pm

    Hahaha! Funny lil bastard

  • 86 90
    Submitted by styx on Feb 12, 10 at 2:17am

    I read this out loud at the bar and our entire table busted out in laughter. Funny text 949!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 1:14pm

    Not justifying what he did AT ALL, but she should have had an idea after not getting a ring after 4 years.

  • 89 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:35am

    Yesssss. Amazing

  • 87 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 4:31pm

    Fake. And not funny.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 4:03pm

    Hahahaha how can you not love this

  • 88 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 3:20pm

    I now but people think it sucks ass but they suk dick .great

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 4:13pm

    Holy fucking shit this is wait for it...legendary

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:19am

    Oh shit, owned.

  • 86 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:54pm

    the oc does NOT have better weed than norcal. fucking humoblt and siskyou counties are known nationwide for their weed so you socal kids can shuttup

  • 87 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 2:37pm

    Fakeee

  • 84 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:54pm

    that is awesome!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 12:08pm

    My boyfriend did something like this to me. It auks.

  • 83 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:41am

    Sir you are awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:56pm

    I say the op did this as a joke...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:05pm

    Maybe if the text went a little differently then I could believe it was a girl

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:01pm

    this is hilarious, but horrible at the same time.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:44pm

    BamBoozled!!! Hahaha fucking genious!!!

  • 86 96
    Submitted by CaliforniaJay661 on Oct 3, 10 at 10:58pm

    Wowwwwww.

  • Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Feb 11, 10 at 1:21am

    BURN!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 8:36pm

    Holy shit! You're a douche!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 6:22pm

    I agree with 600 completely that would make it absolutely hilarious. Otherwise he's a dick ESP after four years

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 5:27pm

    Send that to fml.

  • 82 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:19pm

    U guys r retarted if u can't see this fucking halaries ur retarted

  • 84 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 4:41pm

    Hahahahha I love this text. What a drama free way to end a relationship!

  • Submitted by general_mcmasive on Feb 10, 10 at 3:23pm

    hahahaha i laughed so hard at this

  • 84 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 11:30pm

    you can tell the girl was a bitch if that's how she responded. She got what was coming for her.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:58pm

    D. A. M. N.

  • 84 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:40pm

    What an ass!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:09pm

    1123 maybe cause it's fucked up if they where togeather 4 years do that shit in person

  • 84 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 8:30pm

    Burn baby burn

  • 74 77
    Submitted by angeldust on Mar 16, 10 at 9:53pm

    El oh el

  • 76 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 1:14am

    Am I the only one who realizes this is fake?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 9:47pm

    Being from the oc doesn't mean we're douches, everyone is just jealous cause we have amazing sun, surf, and weed.

  • Submitted by Herschel on Feb 10, 10 at 9:34pm

    I really, really hope OP #1 was joking on both counts. If not...wow.

  • 69 69
    Submitted by SKKYinlove on Aug 15, 10 at 2:36am

    Hahahahahaha oh that sucks. I'm a girl and would never even date a man/little boy like that douche.

  • 71 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 5:50pm

    oooo that sucks

  • 83 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 8:40pm

    No ur a doche

  • 72 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 5:02pm

    I love it!! You crybabies are awfully sure it's a guy doing te dumping!

  • 81 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 2:36pm

    This is the funniest text on here in ages. Everyone who's crying about it needs to pipe down. You're such a bunch of fucking babies! Talking of fucking babies, I'll leave you to cry, I've got things to do!

  • 83 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 4:46am

    Why does this have to be fake? You Think no one in the whole world has never sent a text like this? Get a sence of humor buddy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 4:11pm

    Lol that fuckin sucks!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:11pm

    FAKE!

  • 79 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 3:48am

    I wish I was a guy so I could do this. Fucking epic. So impressed.

  • 81 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 4:37pm

    Wait is your name phu huynh?? Douche bag at it's finest from the OC!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:22pm

    Wow that's crap... And it's spelled hilarious

  • Submitted by Miller on Feb 10, 10 at 6:26pm

    Yeah gotta love how people assume it's a dude. \nOther than that, fucking hilarious.

  • 81 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 6:21pm

    lmfao. they're free. being single is awesome. it's better than being stuck with the same person everyday. you don't have to give a fuck about feelings and you can bang anyone you want;)

  • 77 89
    Submitted by jam16 on May 19, 10 at 10:41pm

    I thoroughly enjoyed this. The guys just trying to bring a little humor into an awkward situation. Nothing wrong with that.

  • 76 87
    Submitted by xxdamnxx7861 on Mar 27, 10 at 2:44am

    Ass hole):

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:41pm

    Ha great

  • Submitted by faginc on Feb 13, 10 at 2:10pm

    haha perfect combination of douche bag and greatnessssss haha i laughed for nearly twenty minutes lol

  • 78 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 8:29pm

    Hey who is that girl that said bla bla us . I now

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:10pm

    Well isn't he an ass! Fuck him.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:04pm

    THUMBS UP BITCHES!!! so played it's funny. Hk

  • 68 72
    Submitted by qpwoei on Jul 6, 10 at 10:53pm

    Whoever sent this text is the MAN!!

  • 73 82
    Submitted by meganlynn23 on Jun 25, 10 at 11:00pm

    Omfg

  • 81 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 1:08am

    I think I just fell in love.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:21am

    I hope this shit is real. Too damn funny, go assholes of the world

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:20am

    This is so stupid...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 1:56pm

    Awesome!!!!!!

  • 75 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:23pm

    No, you're just a fucking retard

  • 79 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 7:47pm

    Girls are cruel and sadistic. They play with guys feelings like school boys pulling the rings off flies.

  • 81 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 6:09pm

    Im on ur side but she would cus u out

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:43pm

    Epic!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:35pm

    Best. Text. Ever.

  • 77 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:13pm

    I laughed for probably two seconds...not twenty minutes though...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:47pm

    Shazaaam!

  • 77 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 8:40pm

    I accualy felt bad after I got done laughing

  • 66 72
    Submitted by jessalynn94 on Jan 25, 11 at 10:04pm

    DICK!

  • 65 70
    Submitted by complicatedmango on Mar 31, 10 at 12:34pm

    Nothing like a little pre breakup levity.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:00pm

    Ugh. My dad a version of this face to face with his girlfriend. She was relentless about getting married. RELENTLESS. out of context this text sounds harsh, but when I remebered my dad did the same thing. It's pretty funny.

    • Submitted by artnerd on Feb 10, 10 at 1:15pm

      Your dad is an asshole and apparently has poor taste in women.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 2:59pm

    Ohkay like I usuallydont outthe fakes on thissite but really mods? Really? Fake fake fake fake fake

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:42pm

    Hahahahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:16am

    Omgggg

  • 75 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 3:47pm

    He said fuck you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 3:36am

    I feel bad yet I'm cracking up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 9:01am

    Even if it is fake that doesn't mean you have to ruin it for the rest of us, some of this shit is fucking hilarious and if it makes you laugh for a second why should it matter? By the way, very nice break up :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:24pm

    You've been together 4 years, and you can't break up in person?!

  • 70 84
    Submitted by ThatsMyJewBagel on Apr 10, 10 at 9:17pm

    Lol I love Southern California

  • 61 66
    Submitted by madgokrtr on Mar 13, 10 at 3:19am

    Harsh irvine, harsh

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 8:11pm

    Why do people feel the need to call fake on very very probable things? Just because your life is shit and interesting stuff doesn't happen to you doesn't mean it can't to others! Stfu

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 3:39pm

    Legend....fuckin...dary!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:31am

    People are giving this a thumbs down because this wa a hilariously bad might for te girl

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:53am

    Ouchhhh

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 6:54pm

    Ha. Im not one to point out the fakes...but this is fake. Still funny tho

  • 77 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 5:21pm

    Haha

  • 74 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 1:35am

    Lmao Dick move

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 8:22pm

    Now that's fuckin awsome

  • Submitted by bethica on Feb 10, 10 at 7:57pm

    It's hilarious. Until it happens to me. Then it's fucking ridiculous. I feel bad that I laughed...really hard.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 4:17pm

    Hhahahahahahaha, sucks bitch.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:17am

    Bitchin'

  • 55 57
    Submitted by fingerham on Aug 23, 10 at 1:23am

    Scorched!!!!!

  • 72 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 6, 10 at 2:18pm

    Dude I bet that's a guy

  • 58 63
    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Mar 2, 10 at 3:56am

    Woooow man that Hurts and sucks if this is real.

  • 53 54
    Submitted by amoney15 on Jan 3, 11 at 4:04am

    Dammmm

  • 68 84
    Submitted by AngryXXXdragon on Apr 12, 10 at 3:33pm

    Pwnd

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 2:03pm

    Bitchhhhh Wow

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 7:40pm

    @6:54 do you know everyones lives in te US? Don't think so. I'm sure something like this has happened.

  • 50 49
    Submitted by freefallin4eva on Mar 27, 11 at 7:35pm

    omg. im definitly dumping my next guy like this. soo awsome. lol

  • 60 69
    Submitted by Pimpin13 on Jun 7, 10 at 8:41am

    That's freaking awesome

  • 44 38
    Submitted by STYLAN7 on Jul 4, 12 at 7:35pm

    Sh!t just got real...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 1:12am

    Haha burn

  • Submitted by brownbear15 on Feb 11, 10 at 12:44am

    best break up ever!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 1:55pm

    Wwwwwoooooooow that sucks

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:35pm

    Bagajahahagaaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:30am

    Hahah. I am in love with this!

  • 62 76
    Submitted by raincitytoker on Apr 9, 10 at 3:02am

    Ummmm THIS IS AMAZING

  • 61 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 7:37pm

    Haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 3:28pm

    Voteeee It's. Great I loovvveee it u guys stop crying

  • 73 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:24am

    hero

  • 64 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 10, 10 at 11:09am

    Haha you guys all fight but the people that say no r bitches

  • 54 61
    Submitted by trish910 on Apr 6, 10 at 12:38am

    Haha soooooooo funny! D bag!

  • 63 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 3:44am

    Man, she totally deserved harsh ending

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:03pm

    DAMN!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 7:39pm

    Fuck u people it's funny not like u guys

  • 53 60
    Submitted by tinida11 on Mar 7, 11 at 5:37pm

    Hahahahaha that's fuuucked up.

  • 57 69
    Submitted by TheOzoneLayer on Jan 27, 11 at 9:17pm

    Perhaps she did something like cheat or some other shit? A dude would have a good reason for this after 4 years

  • 70 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 2:11pm

    That is just terrible...100% terrible...I hope this dick gets his heart broken via text message...

  • 56 68
    Submitted by specialfriedrice on Aug 10, 10 at 4:52am

    hahahahaha never seen a funnier breakup

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 8:41pm

    Tacky

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:26pm

    Wow new level of pathetic

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:23pm

    Hey bitches I bet u wouldn't break up in person

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:50pm

    Lmao I'm using this on my next victim

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:02am

    Woowwww. And you prove every girls point about guys being the biggest assholes in the world.

  • 71 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 8:03pm

    How do you know its not a guy doing this to a girl?

  • 48 54
    Submitted by sadieface0901 on Jul 17, 11 at 9:11am

    That is awesome.

  • 53 64
    Submitted by tyrannicaltaylar on Jul 27, 10 at 12:36pm

    Haha really? \n(hope it not real) \nBut it's funny.

  • 60 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 10 at 7:26pm

    HA! Best thing evvr

  • 66 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 10 at 11:04am

    I wish I knew who you were so I could shake you hand!!! Holla at cha boy!

  • Submitted by TeeG on Feb 10, 10 at 10:16am

    i would have been but i wasn't signed in. but this is horrid

  • 70 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 13, 10 at 11:34am

    No ur a basterd

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 5:47am

    Hahahahahahahahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 1:55am

    Mhmmm. Thank you :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 6:45pm

    OC represent! Totally using this. Call me a douche.

  • 47 54
    Submitted by raianna on May 1, 11 at 9:24am

    I'd cut his balls off.

  • 62 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 4:53pm

    8011:(

  • 62 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 8:17pm

    Haha that is so funny

  • 65 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:23pm

    No, you're just retarded

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:03am

    Rofl, Owned!

  • 43 47
    Submitted by yewinnhard on May 17, 12 at 1:33am

    I hope she cheated on him heaps hard, so this just evened things out.

  • 56 73
    Submitted by clownboy91 on Jan 20, 11 at 11:05pm

    epic

  • 46 53
    Submitted by dunumber1 on May 5, 10 at 12:00am

    I'm not gonna lie if that happened to me, I would have cried. Alot.

  • 53 67
    Submitted by madamcreepy69 on Mar 10, 10 at 4:59pm

    this made me feel sad :(

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:26am

    You are god.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 6:13pm

    Fake fake fake

  • 37 36
    Submitted by swallows on Jan 8, 12 at 5:43am

    That's awesome. I mean AWEsome. Hope this is real and in correct context because it's the THE best breakup I've ever heard of.

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Aburntpickle on Mar 28, 11 at 11:33pm

    Geezus really I hope u live in a concrete jungle to get away from the witch

  • 49 60
    Submitted by stilldrunnnk on Oct 7, 10 at 6:52pm

    hahaha ohmygod, thats amazing

  • 62 86
    Submitted by darnIT on Jul 6, 10 at 2:59am

    LAUGH MY ASS OFF. \nWHAT A DOUCHEBAG MOVE. oooweee. \nYou tryna marry her through a text ANND break up with her through a text. that's loww. might as well done it on facebook or myspace.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 7:02am

    Yeah this is cuz this guys didn't have the balls to break up in person after 4 "amazing" years. Grow a pair and man up!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 7:05pm

    It's funny how people fight over stopid things

  • 47 57
    Submitted by BDHearne on Feb 13, 11 at 11:44pm

    This guy should get award of "biggest douche since beginning of time" ... You would make Jersey shore proud(;

  • 49 61
    Submitted by highlighter1995 on Jul 9, 10 at 2:03pm

    What a fucking asshole.

  • Submitted by Chaplinsoup on Feb 12, 10 at 10:24pm

    You are cold. Maybe your next spouse will stab you

  • 44 52
    Submitted by crazyman217 on May 24, 11 at 5:11pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_QDGdbg-QQ&feature=related

  • 57 78
    Submitted by totes_mcgoats on Jun 12, 10 at 3:55pm

    Bahahaha. U didn't see that coming.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 5:52pm

    Hell naw I gotta use that

  • 60 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 4:54pm

    Hahaha I letterly pee my pants

  • 62 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 11:43pm

    Lol! I would SO do that to someone!!!

  • 67 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 6:51am

    Sooooooooo funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:17pm

    Maybe he was dumping her as a failsafe, in case she said no to getting married?

  • 60 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 6, 10 at 2:17pm

    4:16 will you meet me on the Internet and send me naked pictures of yourself I could Jack to and then get married also online and meet and suck my penis

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:43am

    OHHHH BURNED HAHAHA

  • 53 73
    Submitted by alexislaurenn on Jun 1, 10 at 6:49pm

    Oh shit!

  • 58 83
    Submitted by gypsyslayer on Mar 3, 10 at 2:42am

    Haha yes!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:14pm

    Hahahahah. Omg so terrible.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 8:25pm

    6:45 don't worry you called yourself a douche for calling out OC proudly. Any one proud to be from the OC is a douche bag!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:17am

    Ohh yaaa go sc! I'd love to meet this guy

  • 50 68
    Submitted by Niinja on Apr 29, 10 at 9:51pm

    Really? 4 yeArs, and through a txt? Bïtch

  • 63 94
    Submitted by Enmor on Mar 22, 10 at 10:47pm

    Your fucking awesome.

  • 65 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 10:21pm

    LOL!

  • 65 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 5:04pm

    2:36 that's awesome! Sick but awesome!

  • 57 83
    Submitted by Corruptd on Apr 2, 10 at 1:42am

    My hero

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 9:36pm

    Probably the funniest thing I've ever heard thank you I mean that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:14pm

    And you wish you could be me

  • 58 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 6:03pm

    Lol i shit my pants

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:39pm

    Wow

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:34pm

    Ouch

  • 46 62
    Submitted by BayBayGirlLove1 on Jun 16, 11 at 1:13am

    Tool

  • 46 62
    Submitted by ceceprincess302 on Dec 3, 10 at 7:26pm

    that is the best! and im a girl! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:45pm

    Class act. I love it. Well played. Why so many thumbs down?

  • 43 57
    Submitted by DarkArcherPrince on Nov 10, 11 at 6:55pm

    What a jerk

  • 43 57
    Submitted by LuciferLover on Jun 29, 11 at 11:16pm

    Hahahaha man up bitch

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Shockker on Feb 13, 11 at 12:51am

    Im sorry for the girl but WIN!

  • Submitted by AXLP on Apr 5, 10 at 11:09am

    Newport Beach, CA. I thought you guys were classier than that. Shame on the OC

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 8:05pm

    She didn't have a dick last time I cheak

  • 38 48
    Submitted by atlas117 on Feb 11, 12 at 4:06am

    Classic misdirect

  • 46 64
    Submitted by hhharaldson on Aug 13, 11 at 5:58pm

    I love this man.

  • 59 90
    Submitted by TotallyAnonymous on May 27, 10 at 9:59pm

    I think it's hilarious, the guy is an asshole though.

  • 55 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 11:39am

    Ahhhh the 949. Gotta love orange county.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:31pm

    Haha this guy is awesome. And yeah, girls always call their guys babe.

  • 48 70
    Submitted by tweatybird on Mar 29, 11 at 7:40pm

    4 years of your life wasted away,sorry

  • Submitted by miaa on Mar 5, 10 at 4:16pm

    what about the girls response? "are you seriously doing this over text message" \n\nthis implies that she is a huge bitch. I'm a chick, and you know what? It's 2010. People find love online. It's the age of technology. Sounds to me like he didn't want to see her face or hear her nagging ass anymore. Easiest way to do it in my book.

  • 50 75
    Submitted by someguybrad on Nov 21, 10 at 4:40am

    Classic.( But very mean)

  • 60 95
    Submitted by Momma25 on Feb 24, 10 at 6:47pm

    Oh my gosh. You'd think that after 4 years he'd at least have the decency and the respect to do this in person. You are obviously not mature enough to have a relationship if this is how you handle it.

  • 33 42
    Submitted by TheEthanONeill on Aug 27, 12 at 8:16pm

    i dont care what any of you say about "man up" but this is hilarious

  • 32 40
    Submitted by destration on Jan 4, 12 at 8:00pm

    As shitty as that is it's epic as fuck.

  • 53 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 9, 10 at 6:06pm

    Best ever commet

  • 46 68
    Submitted by Angel_Eyes on Apr 9, 10 at 1:13am

    This is seriously the most fucked up thing I ever read.

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Venus59 on Jun 26, 11 at 3:12am

    How awful

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 8:32pm

    That's sooo funny but u guys say it suks

  • 37 52
    Submitted by john117 on Jan 11, 11 at 2:53am

    Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin can't explain it enough I just orgasmed of how good this was

  • Submitted by krazykelly on Feb 10, 10 at 12:06pm

    Bitch was probably caught cheating. Only reasonable answer

  • 35 49
    Submitted by ncboi on May 31, 11 at 4:03am

    Why do people come on this site when all they do is complain about the texts?

  • 51 81
    Submitted by phelpzy on Apr 5, 10 at 10:02am

    Thts the funniest thing ever but she prbly is shitting brix rite now

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 8:25am

    Hahahahahahaha fucking genius!

  • 55 90
    Submitted by mike8121 on Jun 2, 10 at 7:29pm

    That's the best way to break up with a chick if I catch a chick cheating this is how I'm handleing it

  • 47 74
    Submitted by CPT_Delicious on Feb 14, 10 at 3:10pm

    LOL!! now this is something i would do!! this guy is a genious!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 10:31pm

    I second that 8:40...

  • 33 47
    Submitted by rodeochick33 on May 9, 12 at 12:59am

    bahahahahhahhaahha, terrible but fuckin funny

  • 50 81
    Submitted by NiiNJa_SuDD on Jul 15, 10 at 12:41am

    HAHAHA

  • 53 87
    Submitted by beerpongin123 on May 20, 10 at 8:53pm

    Boom roasted

  • 27 36
    Submitted by dudemancm92 on Apr 16, 12 at 1:51pm

    Hahahahaha that's fuckin awesome!

  • 35 52
    Submitted by jasmyncorruption on Feb 8, 11 at 1:35am

    :(

  • 43 68
    Submitted by josemcdonald on Jan 23, 11 at 8:03pm

    It seriously sayin this isn't funny

  • 35 53
    Submitted by EmilioLewinski on May 18, 11 at 5:43am

    So wrong but can't stop laughing. I bet the bitch felt stupid.

  • 49 81
    Submitted by hisgreatness1 on Mar 2, 11 at 4:43pm

    So awesome... SO FUCKING AWESOME!!!

  • 52 87
    Submitted by teenmom15 on Oct 24, 10 at 12:29am

    wow um just wow

  • 34 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 10 at 2:26am

    Wow.... A fail so epic its almost a win...

  • 47 77
    Submitted by gatorman562 on Apr 10, 10 at 10:33pm

    Gugr

  • 50 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 11:24pm

    WTF?

  • 36 56
    Submitted by Anonymous007 on Jun 30, 11 at 1:21pm

    Hahaha it's so bad it's funny :) ^ winning

  • 46 76
    Submitted by about_30_asians on Aug 13, 10 at 11:17pm

    Hahahahaha that's so hilarious! :D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:34pm

    That's sooo rude. Not funny

  • 36 57
    Submitted by Griff223 on Aug 2, 11 at 5:00am

    Lol This is rich

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:34am

    Burn

  • 27 40
    Submitted by PorkSniffer on May 16, 12 at 9:48am

    Brilliant, I'm going to try this.

  • 33 52
    Submitted by jbaby121 on Jan 27, 12 at 4:04pm

    omg hahahaha that's the worst

  • 36 58
    Submitted by youremomsvagina on Mar 12, 11 at 9:31am

    youre my idol

  • 42 70
    Submitted by rawrg on Apr 30, 10 at 3:35pm

    Lol nice

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 1:49am

    that was awesome.. haha I felt bad for a bit ...but yeah, that was after I got done laughing. Gotta agree with you 8:40

  • 34 55
    Submitted by CandieBabie101 on Dec 28, 11 at 12:43am

    That happend to me my ex dumped me over Facebook message saying "hey listen I met your best friend see you the fuck later"

  • 38 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 10 at 2:26am

    Almost

  • Submitted by crlaltdeletee on Apr 4, 10 at 10:05pm

    died of laughter, almost literally. but that's fucked up

  • 53 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 9:59pm

    simply amazing

  • 24 37
    Submitted by crispychiicken on Sep 26, 11 at 12:42am

    I feel you dude, my girlfriend just dumped me today..

  • 44 77
    Submitted by mollie711 on Mar 26, 10 at 11:34pm

    Omg I would kill that guy

  • 43 76
    Submitted by I_AM_GOD on Apr 10, 10 at 1:10am

    Ahaha In the Face!!! What a beast

  • 52 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:54pm

    You're a fucking ass. Fuck you, ignorant asshole!

  • 39 70
    Submitted by sArk on Mar 28, 10 at 2:51am

    Fucking funny

  • 35 63
    Submitted by KaylaFoyt on Jul 13, 10 at 8:37am

    Haha. I dont know... It think its rlly funny. Best breakup line ever i think

  • 28 50
    Submitted by ieatdahpussy6183 on Aug 4, 11 at 2:12pm

    It would be ten times funnier if he did it in person

  • 46 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 8:44am

    Obviously he was being sarcastic about the "amazing" part, 7:02. Fuck off if u don't think this funny cuz it is. Y don't u grow a pair and fyckin lick 'EM u stupid bitch!

  • 46 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 10 at 6:51am

    Ouch!!

  • 39 75
    Submitted by brycesgirl on Aug 30, 10 at 8:41pm

    what a bitch. GROW UP.

  • 49 95
    Submitted by revanp on May 12, 10 at 10:58pm

    This is fucking hilarious. One of the best ones I've read.

  • 42 81
    Submitted by kasselle on Mar 14, 10 at 10:51pm

    Jerk.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:39pm

    Ouch

  • 40 78
    Submitted by toshiba on Feb 10, 11 at 10:00am

    :O - that is all

  • 35 68
    Submitted by lysaer90 on Apr 7, 10 at 8:37pm

    Lmao that's funny but sooooo wrong

  • 28 55
    Submitted by Kendogg113 on Nov 29, 11 at 10:07pm

    My new hero

  • 39 77
    Submitted by chocostrawberrie on Feb 1, 11 at 6:06am

    Douchebag#1

  • 24 49
    Submitted by kelleysmall on Apr 1, 12 at 11:46pm

    REPRESENT LAKE FOREST!!!!! What a fucking douchebag

  • 42 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 14, 10 at 12:33pm

    Haha. You can all shut the fuck up with your morales and shit, yeah we get it your retarded inbred brother broke up with you the same way regaurfless, this man is a genious

  • 42 89
    Submitted by Miss_Nibbles on Mar 23, 10 at 7:18pm

    im a woman and still i think this man is a god

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:18pm

    1123 you're a fucking dumbass. Do girlfriends usually call their boyfriends "babe"?? Think about it

    • 51 64
      Submitted by chromezombie on Apr 13, 10 at 9:01pm

      I call mine Babe. My best friend has called the guy's she has dated 'babe'. My sister uses it too.

  • 44 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 30, 10 at 11:26am

    What a fucking dick.

  • 38 83
    Submitted by john117 on Jan 11, 11 at 2:55am

    Oh I read she slept with to guys below good job that's Prlly the best way to get revenge by a marraige thing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:17pm

    Girl must have been a bitch

  • 33 75
    Submitted by R0BBi3 on Apr 3, 10 at 4:32am

    Haha nice

  • 43 97
    Submitted by aYYXsaitman on Aug 28, 10 at 4:48am

    Ha. I posted this like six months ago. Don't worry kids, I found out she slept with two guys. ;)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:14am

    First

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:19am

    Nice.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:17am

    Ha ha brilliant

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:23am

    Wow! Now THAT is awesome! How is anyone giving this a thumbs down?!?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:04pm

    It probably isn't a girl, because no girl is that insensitive, it is in or genetics to be hormonal and shit, this is to sadistic to be any girls text

  • Submitted by randal2464 on Aug 31, 10 at 5:29pm

    Yoooo that's fucked up.

  • 7 37
    Submitted by JoeyD45 on Aug 7, 13 at 6:38am

    Huge Fizzy Douche!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:38am

    Hahaha owned dumb bitch probably deserved it