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(443): View more from Maryland

There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot

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(317): View more from Indiana

I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels

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Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know

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(646): View more from New York

He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone

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(650): View more from California

i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick

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