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  • 76 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 4:33pm

    Next message - spend your way out of recession and use only vowels

  • 77 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 11:58am

    omg that is beyond hilarious. so amazing

  • 77 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 11:31pm

    haha, i wanna marry this person - who i hope is male. LOL.

  • 63 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 6:51pm

    terrific just terrific lmao

  • 65 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 8:37am

    1 30 is pretty early for a text like that though. normally i'm not at that point at least untill 3 .

  • 68 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 7:39pm

    i just choked on my drink. that is the greatest text.

  • 62 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 5:29pm

    this is just absolutely hilarious

  • 74 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 8:56pm

    One of us just about puked up her drink, the other snorted and I'm crying. This is hilarious!!!

  • 59 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 8:49pm

    Tht ws prtty fckn fnny. 'm sving mny ths wy. xcllnt!

  • 60 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 7:58pm

    I ran to the bathroom and shit after this one!

  • 61 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 8:36am

    pretty good. i want to be friends with this person.

  • 62 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 8:22pm

    "must be some smartass from Dartmouh" ahaha very witty smartass at that. hilarious

  • 58 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 3:52pm

    This is hilarious haha

  • 65 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 1:05pm

    Not spending money during a recession causes things to become worse. If you don't know anything about economics this could be funny.

  • 59 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 1:29am

    This is quite possibly the best response EVER.

  • 68 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 3:26am

    representing the 603's

  • 64 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 7:11pm

    Geaux New H A M P S H I R E!

  • 56 67
    Submitted by ThatsMyJewBagel on May 9, 10 at 12:53pm

    LOL this is the funniest one I've read yet I hope this person goes to dartmouth too

  • 68 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 11:46pm

    why the fuck can't i know anyone this funny.

  • 58 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 12:08pm

    HAHAH the only one I straight up DIED laughing about!! So fucking funny!

  • 57 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 1:43am

    Seems like this text is hazardous to peoples health. We've got people running to the bathroom to shit, people dying, puking, choking, crying, ect. lol

  • 61 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 3:31am

    Dying. Funniest thing I have seen here so far.

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 6:30pm

    Hahahahhahaahahhahahah I'm obsessed with this site.

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 11:15pm

    _p_c!!!!

  • 58 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 5:36pm

    i almost fell off my chair

  • 63 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 1:56am

    Ahhhh I love living in ManchVegas.

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 12:53pm

    hahahahaha great response from someone whose brain was most likely in hangover mode

  • 55 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:38pm

    Hahahaha reppin tha 603... Murder mystery and monsters in manchvegas

  • 59 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:53am

    Ficking hilarious.....well played and made me laugh...

  • 60 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 1:11pm

    Oh no. We're gonna have to lay off Vanna too!

  • 49 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 6:55pm

    I love this text!!! is soo freakin hilarious!!! : D

  • 47 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 2:25pm

    wow look at the smartasses who can't just see the humor in this. i think its fucking hilarious.

  • 45 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 9:06pm

    Must be some smartass from Dartmouth