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  • 32 18
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Nov 2, 12 at 11:36am

    You could be covered in excrement of various origins. You could come down with a sudden case of projectile bodily fluid evacuation. You could have been killed by a chunk of blue ice from a passing international flight. I think I'm done for now.

  • 30 17
    Submitted by Scubalove73 on Nov 4, 12 at 6:31pm

    There's a great many things worse than that. Just get married. You'll see soon enough.

  • 32 22
    Submitted by wagner220 on Nov 2, 12 at 11:26am

    You could not have fishnets

  • 27 13
    Submitted by rimmion on Nov 2, 12 at 9:22pm

    How about; "Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever."

  • 30 22
    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Nov 3, 12 at 3:14am

    Aw, did eighty eight not have a fun Halloween?

  • 21 16
    Submitted by nniikkaayy on Nov 5, 12 at 3:04am

    cancer.