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  • 89 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:41pm

    i'm not a big girl, but damn, you're all assholes.

  • 80 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:14pm

    i kinda want to give HER a purple heart for eating seven pieces of pizza and not giving a shit. high five.

  • 73 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:49am

    why is he so great? all he did was give the girl a pizza..

  • 78 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 7:12pm

    The way they talk I'd assume they're up near Ft Campbell. You know us middle TNers are great wingpeople.

  • 69 57
    Submitted by shotsEVERYBODY on May 15, 10 at 10:39pm

    Haha I eat tons of pizza and I'm skinny

  • 77 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:14pm

    wow. way to take one for the team, friend!

  • 78 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 8:28pm

    she ain't a lady if she ain't 280

  • 72 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:37am

    12:04 why would i lie? and why don't you try a relationship once in a while? oh, and learn how to spell, please. ps: you could stick your dick in a blender and stop a lot of worries...and hey, it fits your code! "can i stick my dick in it?" ...yes, big boy. yes you can. love, 11:48

  • 69 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:16pm

    wow.. i'm kind of a big girl myself but could never eat 7 pieces of pizza!

  • 75 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:48am

    625 - daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

  • 75 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:43pm

    Fat chicks are only good when they are on their knees taking a load down the gullet or on the face. Get off and get gone!

  • 69 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:30pm

    well if the pizza girl from the text is fat, at least she's not trying to hide it. like someone else said, nothing is worse than a fat person trying to claim they're on a diet in public when really they eat gallons of ice cream in private. if you're fat with no real plans to lose the weight, you may as well own it.

  • 69 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:01am

    hahahaha touche 11:58, touche

  • 70 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:37am

    I wonder if she thinks she showed moderation for not eating the 8th slice

  • 69 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:07pm

    Hey, who knows how big the girl in the text is, my friend is naturally SUPER skinny and she could pack away an entire pizza without batting an eyelash or gaining an ounce. I think the rough part is that this guy probably paid for the pizza. Tough break.

  • 66 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:04am

    I take it you don't know what a wingman does 12:49AM? You suck.

  • 74 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:45pm

    you deserve a hell of a lot more for that

  • 67 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:35pm

    shit you deserve a bronzie for that shit

  • 74 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 3:01pm

    You know the rule - for every notch off the 10 scale she is, that's how many times your buddy owes the wingman...

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:26pm

    fat girls are good, we try harder

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:09pm

    Yeah dude, your sister's hot!

  • 69 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:18pm

    9:05 fat chicks hate you.

  • 67 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 12:36am

    Best text ever. And to whoever said fat girls give better head... not (necessarily) true. And finding that out was NOT a pleasant experience.

  • 64 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 8:42pm

    8:28 made this whole text funny! thank you. haha...i'm not a little girl and you bet i'd down 7/8 of a pizza in front of boys. its not like i'm tricking them by saying i'm watching my weight haha and i like pizza

  • 64 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:48am

    8:28....stop pretending

  • 65 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 6:10pm

    ...i wanna hear the backstory to that

  • 68 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 8:38am

    are pizzas in the US ... larger than in Europe? Because here, every girl could eat a whole pizza... and they do.

    • 25 37
      Submitted by Florida_pride on May 15, 12 at 9:49pm

      Average American pizza is like 28" in diameter. That would be around 45-50cm.

      • 28 28
        Submitted by Florida_pride on May 15, 12 at 9:51pm

        But some pizzas like from momos pizzeria are giant. Like 100cm or more

  • 54 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:29am

    oooh my god. hahaha. so much haterade....... but, serious question: how many slices is appropriate for a female to eat? (in front of males? in front of females? -- if you think the answer is different)

  • 72 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:46am

    i think you owe him way more than sex with your sister. he's the perfect wingman.

  • 61 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 6:26pm

    one helluva wingman. he deserves a fucking nobel peace prize for that shit.

  • 64 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:26pm

    He is from Tennessee and it IS the Volunteer state...

  • 62 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:31pm

    .....It doesn't make sense. If she was fat, it would have been obvious. Sometimes people just have fast metabolisms.

  • 62 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:58pm

    Fat girls with amazing faces are where the party's at

  • 62 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 8:11pm

    A credit to your profession, sir.

  • 62 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:48pm

    i'm big, and i STILL wouldn't do any of you assholes. i've gotten hotter guys than my skinny friends, because i'm confident, beautiful, and kind, and some people do in fact value personalities.

  • 60 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:03pm

    Yes you deserve way more than a purple heart, and sex with sister mom etc. and free booze

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:21pm

    lmao..ur a teamster!!

  • 67 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:24pm

    Mr. Wingman, you're an American hero

  • 69 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:11pm

    OMG this is amazing! Never met a girl who would eat 7/8 of a pizza in front of boys.

  • 68 92
    Submitted by thomasfk on Feb 18, 10 at 6:17pm

    lmao i love this text

  • 61 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:09pm

    All i can think about is "Did someone say Steak!"

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:34pm

    9:18 u must be 8:42

  • 60 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:45pm

    10:58, like your style

  • 64 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:04am

    1148 either your lieing or your friends are just fugly because last checked in what i value in a ONS: pretty face yes... Personality not so much ill leave you with this guideline for determining what matter: Can i stick my dick in it? If i can it matters, if i cant it doesnt matter so.... Can i stick my dick in your personality?

  • 55 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 9:03am

    Fat girls need love too!

  • 64 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 7:46pm

    you deserve a whole lot more, man. I play wingwoman a lot, and dang. i love my friends more than anything, and it shows. salute to the wings.

  • 57 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:36am

    The irony ITT is that fat people are feeding the trolls. I'd assume they'd want to be the only ones feeding.

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 5:20pm

    Dear June 3, 2009 8:28AM, They're not good enough. They're fat. It's disgusting. Please stick to fucking your food then eating it, because hey, it's the best action you'll get, something you can fuck AND eat.

  • 59 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 7:55pm

    im a skinny girl and i've eaten a whole medium dominos pizza once infront of everyone once. i dont give a shit.

  • 58 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:06am

    I believe it, have a FAT friend always bitches about eating healthy. Go eat with her, orders more then me, finishes what I don't. I call her on it "o I've been working out a lot so wanna eat good food here and there"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:55pm

    That is some legendary wingman shit right there. YOU ARE THE SHIT!! As for the rest of these replies, thick girls are awesome if they're still reletively firm but actual FAT chicks are disgusting. I literally get sick to my stomach watching fat people eat fatty things like pizza or cheesburgers. EWW! It is true that fat girls try extra hard and generally do more than the natural hotties. The best sex I ever had was with a big girl, but when the liquor wore off I felt really ashamed.

  • 54 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:58pm

    eating 7/8 slices when at least 3 people are present is just plain bad manners!

  • 51 71
    Submitted by littlefish09 on Apr 7, 10 at 4:34am

    Okay.... All the "naturally skinny" girls who can eat a whole pizza "without batting an eye" are lying. No one should consume that amount of food, so I don't think appearing dainty in front of guys is even an issue. Sure, i bet guys do like girls who eat and don't starve themselves. Almost an entire pizza is just gross.

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:11pm

    8:28 let's keep it real my lady. Trying to preach your cause falls on deaf ears. Or in this case, eyes wide shut. It really isn't hard to lose weight. If you're overweight/fat (barring any type of illness, accident) it's your fault. Have you ever been to a restaurant and seen what some bigger people eat?! If it ain't fried and greasy, it ain't touching their lips. Vegetables are the lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle they're putting on their double cheeseburger!

  • 53 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:44pm

    @10:26 You don't try harder- your just damn grateful to have gotten it at all...

  • 58 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 8:24pm

    true..thats why they invented bite size snickers bars..and made millions

  • 54 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:00pm

    wow there's alot of fat chicks with pent up anger patroling this site...

    • 30 52
      Submitted by buck06 on Dec 12, 11 at 3:36am

      you mean trolling...

  • 57 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:02pm

    another similarity: both fat chicks and bears go crazy for food

  • 54 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:22pm

    I've done the pizza thing, but I'm also 5'7" and 120 lbs. Yea, I'm totally doing this to rub it in for the fatties.

  • 58 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 8:49am

    A pizza in the US is like 12 inches [ atleast!], no one should eat the whole thing. Or near the whole thing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 8:09pm

    You sir, are my hero. Nice work fella!

  • 52 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:08pm

    hahahaha. awesome.

  • 52 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:06pm

    Ahhhh, the great fat debate. Here's an idea: Live and let live. Stop judging others. No one is perfect. Stop making yourself feel better by bringing others down.

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 8:22pm

    you made this up! its too perfect ..plus fat chicks dont over-eat in-front of guys, theyre all like "im watching my weight" then sneak a candybar from their purse when they think nobodys looking

  • 41 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:32pm

    I'm just tired of chubby girls getting so much false fucking confidence from the fat-enablers. It's unhealthy and extremely unattractive, no matter how much 'confidence' you have, pure and simple. Look at any health site's ideal weight chart...5'7" 120...that sounds like a sexy visual to me. This wingman is a god damn saint in my mind.

    • 49 58
      Submitted by jess321 on Oct 30, 10 at 9:35pm

      I know I hate how people say that you're beautiful no matter what but in reality it doesn't matter if you are five minutes away from eating yourself into a coma. This wingman deserves a trophy

  • 59 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:15pm

    i thought guys liked girls that actually ate instead of starving themselves..

    • 42 56
      Submitted by CherokeeKid48 on Jun 19, 11 at 1:20am

      we do...just not when they are 400 pounds

  • 50 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:22am

    1218 ok can you can look at what phelps eats but make sure you stay and watch at how much he exercises on a daily basis. He practically burns more calories in a single day than most do in like a week

  • 54 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:10pm

    8:28 it's about health. I was 185 last year, I'm 115 now. It was hard as shit, but for every previous failed diet, I had no one to blame but myself. I'm not saying you're immoral or lazy or insulting you at all. You don't even sound like the morbidly obese people with whom I take issue. I just want fat people to stop acting like distaste for fat people is shallow.

  • 51 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:34pm

    to the person above, they do like that but not to that extreme! this is one of the funniest i have read on this site

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:25am

    sounds more like a friend without benefits

  • 49 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:04am

    know what's worse than a fat chick....an insecure man with a small penis! I love a good wingman or wingwoman...and confindent people (big or small)...most of you crack my shit up...but you haters might want to check your tiny penises at the door!

  • 49 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:33am

    8:28 ... you're really bringing me down. Fat girls are gross, stop eating!

  • 51 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:56am

    you haven't experienced life without riding the white whale...

  • 48 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:56pm

    10:26, Get out the plates; you just got served.

  • 48 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:32pm

    i love the fatties <3

  • 46 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 7:05am

    Hahah fuck that! I'm a girl, 5'7, 125 lb and I eat whatever I want when I'm out There are some of us who don't give a crap if you think we're fat Yay @ 7.55

  • 45 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 9:34pm

    I think most of you are missing the big question... Do guys really call DIBS on fucking their friends SISTERS??!! Lol Lol !!

  • 44 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:16am

    I don't think 7 slices is appropriate even if you're alone.. that is too much pizza! For anyone, not just for a girl who is already big.

  • 41 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 7:11pm

    But what do you really think 11:37

  • 24 51
    Submitted by minniemouse123 on Dec 13, 11 at 11:01pm

    Wait so I'm confused, good wingman cause he found him a girl that could put away a pizza like a champ? Just making sure.

  • 41 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:01am

    I'm sick of fat people demanding sensitivity. You shouldn't be treated like shit but stop making excuses or pretending it's okay. It's not okay. You're unhealthy. It's gross.

  • 44 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:57pm

    everyone enjoys a little sweathoggin' now and then....and yeh, the pizza being eatin' after the bar would upset me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:32am

    cant get it up for your girlfriend.....does that work..... doesnt sound like a girlfriend to me bro