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  Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.

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  (818): Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest. http://tfl.nu/joqb
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  Submitted by SoMuchStupidity on Dec 28, 12 at 1:30pm

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  Be thankful for his finely honed rally skills, and make him proud.

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  Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 28, 12 at 10:58pm

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  Dad has game!

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  Submitted by heylooo on Dec 28, 12 at 4:05pm

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  I pity the fool

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  Submitted by BlargleArgle on Dec 29, 12 at 1:52am

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  I should hope so. Who mixes bourbon?

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  Submitted by RodFarva on Dec 28, 12 at 3:17pm

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  These pretzels are making me thirsty!

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    Submitted by Fattness84 on Dec 28, 12 at 3:26pm

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    Sure its not from all your family's dicks being in your mouth at once?

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  Submitted by Eightyeight on Dec 28, 12 at 1:28pm

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  Eighty Eight

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    Submitted by gangbangstyle on Dec 29, 12 at 11:40pm

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    Number of times your uncle has com-pounded your asshole

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  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Dec 28, 12 at 2:22pm

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  Nice to know your Dad's kept up his skills. I sure haven't. :-/

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