I'm from Russia, and you rub vodka onto the chest for the heat, and the cold goes away fast.
Btw, Soviet jokes are utter bullshit. only americans can be this stupid, everyone knows Soviet fell apart in early 1991.
Read some history books or AT LEAST watch some WORLD news like the rest of the world does you fucking morons. In Russia and the rest of Europe all jokes are about americans being stupid, ignorant and fat, if you wanna be real nationalistic.
calm down you pretentious jerk, it's a retrospective joke, most people make it, and get over it because America sucks jokes are getting old...everyone bashes America until they need military or economic help so stfu.
Gangsta shit in Russia? Have you ever been to Russia to say that? We aren't the ones who don't let teenagers drink until they're 21 but let them bring guns to schools and shoot other kids. I'd be scared to live there.
@11:42, vodka may have originated outside Russia but there's no denying that they love it. I take Russian and my teacher is a native. they can't get enough of it. Они любят водку.
Read some international statistics. America has the most millionaires, while Russia - the most billionaires. The contrast between the rich and the poor is higher in Europe also because of a different mentality. Ie class, status. While in America it's more about equality shit.
I love the way everyone just says Europe. I'm from Sweden and there is a gigantic difference between the European countries; the Baltic countries are nothing like the Scandinavian, and Spain, France and Italy are very far from Bulgaria and Turkey. Great Britain is not like any other part of Europe. So when you say that America is more about equality, it confuses me, since half your country is yelling "socialist" at Obama, and Sweden is ten times more left-winged than you.
The level of poverty in Russia isn't higher than anywhere else. Fyi, the biggest quantity of billionaires in the world is in RUSSIA.
just an example: ever heard of Roman Abramovich?
i never heard this before, i only herd when you rub it on your chest plus no one would want to waste so much vodka. Mendeleev made up the perfect formula for vodka and he was russian. Vodka was made up by poland but also by russia and urkraine, there is no actaul fact who made it up first. Russians are not stupid, they firstmade it to space lets start of with that soo please dont say that. Thanks!
Don't let 5 skeezy guys bukake on you because you have low self esteem, and you won't need to. Or at least, next time don't tell your Mom (or was she there too?).
vodka is actually a polish drink, sorry to burst your bubble but yea, russians stole vodka from the poles cuz theres god knows what else to do in russia, Niech Zyje Polska
@1:19 - You are dumb as shit. Alcohol goes into your bloodstream from your stomach. The blood goes through your liver where it is filtered. Go to school, dumbfuck.
Please tell me no one is stupid enough to still elite that your stomach absorb alcohol-or anything for that matter. It's designed NOT to. Alcohol is absorbed into your blood stream when it enters yor intestines.
Yeah well fuck you 4:45 that's why I love living in america, A FREE COUNTRY BITCH I have the right to say what ever I fucking want so go make ass babies with your mom bitch
No 12:02 is right becuase the alcohol will soak straight into your bloodstream instead of I to your stomach filter through your liver and then into yourblood stream
Fuck you 1:17, you condescending asshole. I should drown you in a bathtub filled with vodka. You can sweat it out in there face down for as long as you like.
@ 7:14 Actually, Finland, Switzerland, and Sweden have the most billionares per capita, and Russia isnt even in the top ten if sorted by billionaires per country. ALSO, The US has a little over TWICE the number of billionaires than Russia, according to Forbes.
12:02 is half right. Soaking a tampon in vodka and then inserting it in either the vag or the ass will get you incredably drunk real fast. The vodka goes straight into the bloodstream. Alot of people die immediatly after doing this. Teens are doing this so they can be drunk at school.
thank you 22.12/8:56!!
but still no one has figured out why someone would waste so MUCH damn VODKA!!!
In fact, im pretty sure thats illegal in some countries (sarcastic remark, so dont bitch and moan!!)
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