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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 6:14am

    Why is he the one looking for a place to crash? I'd have kicked that cunt out and threw all her things out the window.

    • Submitted by GoldenMe on Jan 26, 10 at 2:07pm

      That's what I'm screaming

    • Submitted by 508theHub on Mar 11, 11 at 7:49am

      guns dont kill people, husbands that come home early do

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 7:37am

    Hi, I'm here for the gangbang...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:48pm

    Sould've taken as many pics as possible with the phone. Divorce her ASAP, print out copies & leave all over her workplace, favorite stores, bars, restaurants and her grandmother's house.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 2:30pm

    "can't make a ho a house wife."

    • Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 1, 10 at 8:03am

      "...hos don't act right. It's hos on a mission and it's hos on a crack pipe"

      • Submitted by mynamedoesntfit on Sep 12, 10 at 9:18pm

        "hey ho, how you doin? where you been? probly doin ho stuff cuz there you ho again."

    • 99 95
      Submitted by toshaama on Feb 1, 12 at 10:23pm

      **HOE**

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:38am

    I'm sorry...and you didn't stab that bitch? Impressive.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:17pm

    Be damned if I leave the fuckin house.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:52pm

    this guy needs to get his shit straight, its your house and she disrespected you. Kick her the fuck out!!!

    • Submitted by SabrinaRose on Jun 17, 10 at 10:21am

      How do you know it's his house? Maybe she has a real job and he doesn't. I sense some sexism in your comment.

      • Submitted by randomcommentguy on Jul 5, 10 at 11:36pm

        Perhaps it's an assumption that she's too busy being a horrible human being to contribute financially to the relationship? I sense some misplaced "feminist ideals" in your comment.

        • Submitted by cisco20 on Feb 9, 11 at 4:03pm

          ha. haha. hahaha. ^^

        • Submitted by buck06 on Aug 18, 11 at 3:21am

          “I’m like a feminist; I can assert multiple contradictory positions.”\n-i hope they serve beer in hell\nthat just about sums it up there boys

      • Submitted by BigBangErik on Feb 21, 11 at 12:14am

        I don't think you can count horrid slut as a real job...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 3:39pm

    how do you NOT beat the shit out of somebody in this situation?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 6:39am

    Maybe he really loved her and was too shocked/drunk to do anything about it. BUT, if there ever was a situation that justified releasing a whole years worth of stress in 4 mins THIS IS IT! Reach for the baseball bat!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 9:17am

    It sounds like they're both kind of impressed.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 8:47pm

    some body would have died if it were me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:31pm

    "true love is hard to find ... sometimes you think you have true love and then you take the early flight home from, San Diego, and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a God damn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:23pm

    ouch. two? kind of impressive in the 'if-she-wasn't-your-wife' way.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 5:06am

    I would go Chris Brown on her ass for pulling that shit in my own house, then Mike Tyson on the dudes.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:40pm

    Situations like this are exactly why I own a handgun and keep an expensive lawyer on retainer. And my wife understands these facts.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:04am

    Yikes bro. I have been there with an Ex that was a whore. I feel your pain.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:55pm

    I live with my boyfriend. He cheated on me back in November. I'm not on the lease of our apartment this year. When I found out he cheated, I beat his ass and kicked him out. You shouldn't have crashed at a friend's place. You should've kicked the bitch out!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:37am

    well why did you marry a whore?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 8:31pm

    Shoot the bitch with a gold plated shotty, then take some roofies in vegas

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:45am

    that's just awful!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:20am

    Shit get a camera and tape it! Make some money off the ho!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:27pm

    It's times like that, where I can totally see how someone goes insane and kills everyone in the house.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 11:20pm

    No, I was just filming it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:33pm

    She must have a really big mouth

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:34am

    Damn I thought the text about the step cousin was bad

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 4:51am

    You catch her cheating and you decide to leave to crash on a couch? Bitch move!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 8:50am

    FUCK SOVIET RUSSIA GUY!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 3:03am

    Dude there was a 3rd guy but he cummed in her ass and left sry.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 6:03am

    "you guys finish up and get the hell out!!!"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 1:34am

    @10:41 Tyree: I didn't have sex with Katie. Lysol had sex with Katie. Katie: No, Tyree, you had sex with me too. Tyree: Correction. I had sex with Katie.

    • Submitted by kshed18 on Sep 20, 10 at 12:12am

      hahaha i love that skit

    • Submitted by BigBangErik on Feb 21, 11 at 12:17am

      I had sex with Katie too... Katie got some big ol titties....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:27am

    Lol at first it said can o rest on your crotch. Hahaha then you would have a real problem...teehee

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:29pm

    This is where you go into the garage and grab something long and metal(a bat or pipe will do) and beat the living shit out of the two guys then divoorce your wife. Or if you're mentally unstable just go in the closet and grab your piece

  • Submitted by BlakStat430 on Sep 16, 10 at 6:51am

    Damn homie lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:04am

    Jesus you tight arses saying it can not be true, weather it is or not doesn't matter it's entertainment and it certainly could have happened!! Most chicks are whores I'm 18 and slept with 35 men

    • Submitted by CoonBabble on Feb 15, 10 at 4:11pm

      must be compensating for something. ugly? dad touched you? fuck for money??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:03pm

    Well apparently one of them is illiterate, so it's not that bad.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 8:24pm

    In soviet russia they tell you to SHUT THE FUCK UP!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:36am

    June 3, 4:45--You've obviously never watched porn. Don't worry, I remember my first erection too.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 2:32am

    Omg comment below me is sick

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 5:19am

    Ewww. Ouch. I feel your pain, man.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 10:03pm

    In Soviet Russia the females are so fuckin ugly the guys have to fuck each other 

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 3:26am

    I'm go with 4:58 on this one

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 10:01pm

    Man your wife has a big mouth or they had small dicks!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 8:12pm

    why is it's his house? sounds like she gets what she wants

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 3:00am

    7:18 is a huge whore...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 7:18pm

    I would love to suck 2 cocks at once. And have one in my ass and pussy too...

  • Submitted by GoldenMe on Jan 26, 10 at 2:08pm

    ouch dude! First off, she should be the one looking for a place to crash. The only thing yuo should be looking for is a good divorce attorney.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:02pm

    he was not hitting that right so she found some other people to c who was better

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:22pm

    must have been my wife

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 1:46am

    ^actually, there are 4 extra now. don't wanna go there tho..........

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 10 at 1:27am

    Haha is this that one chick who works on sunset blvd.?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 12:30am

    Kinky

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:23am

    That sucks And also why does everybody add a date and time? It is displayed automatically!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 20, 10 at 12:30am

    First

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 7:07pm

    May 29, 2009 9:59PM fucking briliant

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 8:45pm

    Haha I wud have kicked her out!!! Not ask sum1 Iif I can crash on their couch...make her ask sum1 that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:38pm

    Tough blow my friend... <-- that's a pumpkin. I dunno if it helps.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:15am

    Your bitch sounds like my x bitch

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:36am

    In a trial by your peers, if it was all guys, the judgment in court after you murdered them definitely would have been a not guilty on reason of temporary insanity. But I still think the best response in that situation was "I'm here for the gang bang."

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:24pm

    and all three of them are still alive?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:24pm

    In soviet Russia two guys blow wife

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:54pm

    Gross! Look, we're not ALL whores... Just most of us. I'm sorry on behalf of all of the nice girls out there. One of us can fix it sweetie...and kick your wife's ass too!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 9:48pm

    Come on dude ... you KNOW you stood there and yanked one off while you watched ... she must be hot AND nasty tone sucking TWO studs

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 10:41pm

    Lol, it was Lysol and Tyre

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 4:46pm

    U must suck at sex

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:58am

    Why would you leave? I can't even think of what I would do

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:54pm

    1:46AM. You just gotta BELIEVE that it's there.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 9:05pm

    oh MAN. YOUR WIFES A SLATTTTTT. DIVORCE.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:15am

    but i wasent dating her at the time lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:31pm

    this has 'whore' written all over it. if it had been me, i would have filed for divorce.

  • Submitted by alphajohnson on Jan 5, 11 at 7:15pm

    If she had stayed in the god damned kitchen this probably wouldn't have happened

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:26pm

    USC 34 - Notre Dame 27

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:45pm

    how can one give two guys a blow job at the same time.....you douche

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 4:00am

    me and my mate used to plug the same holes, then it got boring.

  • Submitted by dfhdfhs709 on Aug 19, 10 at 2:15pm

    wtf did you go to your friends house? why didn't you smash the guys junk with a baseball bat and then kicked your wife out onto the street?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 12:05am

    This is sad but I can't stop laughing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:55pm

    Trade her the house for the pics!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 2:53pm

    You should have sucked the guys dicks,wait a second

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 1:23pm

    i live in ATL also. figures some slutty bitch from ATL would do something like that! can;t make a hoe a housewife

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 4:47am

    way to represent the southern belles of the south.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 9:23pm

    Is soviet russia,couch gives wife blowjob

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 12:43am

    In soviet russia couch... No fuck it that won't make sence.... O well In soviet Russia couch sleeps on you blowing wife getting spooned on by two guys

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 4:51pm

    1:45 knows what's up :D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 7:17pm

    The first reply to the text was clarification on how many dudes. Odd thats the first thing to ask

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:24pm

    that bites but men do it 2women all the time

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 12:06am

    Man, I would have gone to my bedroom, gotten my sword (yes, I do know how to use it), and carved my initials in some people. Then decide if I thought my house was too dirty to crash in. Either that, or do all of them in the rear end.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:09am

    Ouch that sucks balls no pun intended

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 7:54pm

    12:41 nobody cuts guys dicks off when women catch them cheating. Maybe they should start. There will be a lot of fucking dickless men out there then.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 6:24pm

    Damn I feel for the poor guy

  • Submitted by dominickf on Jul 17, 10 at 9:46am

    Wow u shouldve jumped in lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:17pm

    One shade of lipstick wasn't enough for her. BURN!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:18am

    bahahaha ATL HOE!!! literally

  • Submitted by explosivejoseph on Jun 21, 10 at 10:59am

    @7:18 please come to my house

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:12pm

    You shoulda kicked her ass out

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:58pm

    Hey here's an idea, stay in your house but give her roofies and drop her off in Vegas. See how long she lasts

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 11:00am

    If that happened to me I'd be spending the night plus many more in a cell

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 10:21am

    BAHAHAHAH. my area code. ATL. of course this shit would go on down south.

  • Submitted by satsukiyami on Jul 14, 10 at 12:29am

    It's allright steve, he didnt see our face.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:50am

    thats the fucking worst, im sorry man

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:28pm

    women are truly hornier than men but that doesn't make it right. sorry dude.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:23am

    Um, yeah, SHE should have been crashing on her FRIEND'S couch.

  • Submitted by dki94 on Jul 11, 10 at 1:18pm

    Keep ya bitches in line

  • Submitted by terryt6145 on May 13, 10 at 10:42pm

    She got a big ass mouth

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 2:26pm

    Kick her in the face so she bites their cocks

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 2:14am

    I would have beaten them both within an inch of their lives

  • Submitted by bee222 on Mar 29, 11 at 1:53am

    Devorce.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:10am

    2:30 Sex Sells [i may be one of they only people that just got that reference]

  • Submitted by taavonj on Mar 2, 10 at 7:47am

    Lame-o

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:11am

    NEE NAW NEE NAW NEE NAW!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 8:57am

    i dont know about you but i surely would of started swinging.

  • Submitted by japfindley on Nov 13, 10 at 4:10am

    Kick that bitch to the motherfucking curb.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:06am

    HaahahahahahaahhHahahahahaahaha lmao Y didn't u join hahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:41pm

    12:40, you are full of shit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:33pm

    oh, i love the ATL, sorry sir.

  • Submitted by perpetualsuns on Apr 10, 10 at 1:19am

    Um maybe she owned the house....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:30pm

    Doesn't it hurt to find out you aren't satisfying?

  • Submitted by laxbrosif13 on Dec 6, 10 at 12:18am

    "Two?"\n\nHow about "oh man im so sorry"

  • Submitted by Zelrios on May 24, 10 at 4:17am

    Anyone else imagine the phrase "there's so much blood!" invovled in the 911 call?

  • Submitted by apacifico3 on Apr 14, 10 at 2:34pm

    I just love Atlanta...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:58pm

    Wait a minute...He asked us to do her and started crying and left.....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:30pm

    I live in cobb county where you live. Do how big is your wifes mouth again.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 11:44pm

    Cuckold and posting not likely. Why would you want to admit that you couldn't keep your wife satisfied? Don't believe this at all. It doesn't happen as much as men would like to imagine. I'm just surprised your wife wasn't "with another woman" but then that would imply she was a lesbian which is fine with most liberals but probably not okay for someone stupid enough to write some bs crap like this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:13am

    sorry dude just reed the tex ...dident know she was your wife ..i would of did it anyway if i did know .....thats a slut for ya.....

  • Submitted by ggeiger on Apr 10, 10 at 10:47pm

    why is this not the #1 worst of all time?

  • Submitted by lovelyme123 on Dec 4, 10 at 12:43am

    They could have an open marriage guys... Chill.

    • Submitted by crazyman217 on Dec 4, 10 at 11:46am

      then why would he need to leave the house?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 9:25pm

    That sucks...if I were in that situation, hopefully my hubby would have joined in!

  • Submitted by bsgrinnell on Aug 24, 10 at 8:18pm

    There was actually three guys. I was n the kitchen makin a sandwich after me and ur ol lady made a throat baby

  • Submitted by Pwujsexy91 on Jan 3, 11 at 4:06pm

    Wussy.,. Idk how nobody got a beatdown in this situation.,.

  • Submitted by leadbelly on May 13, 10 at 1:04pm

    She wanted to say she was sorry but she knew not to talk with her mouth full

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 11, 10 at 3:05am

    Hahahah I was one

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 7:16pm

    My fantasy....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 6:56pm

    Ok who the fuck wud share that on this. Your twisted man

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:59pm

    seems like the polite thing woulda been to take one of the cocks off of her hands and help her out, not be all panicky and stuff. your wife sounds like a fun girl married to a prude

  • Submitted by ilikcheez on Sep 18, 10 at 12:20am

    say what?... oh shit i accidently favorited this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 4:58pm

    Is the 404 the area code? i live in atlanta and that is the area code. I had something happen to me like this but i was one of the two guys lol

  • Submitted by prb90 on Dec 28, 10 at 1:13pm

    And you didn't join?

  • Submitted by cuissadepact on Mar 24, 11 at 4:02pm

    This is a good night because he found out what sort of a woman she was before he contracted something. Dodging a STD or AIDs bullet is always a good night!

  • Submitted by charlieloks on Nov 17, 10 at 11:32pm

    I'm sorry man I didn't Noe that was ur wife

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 1:13pm

    why didn't you stay and join there are three holes?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:21am

    Wow, I think the ol .45 would've got some action that night.

  • Submitted by jesusftw on Dec 16, 10 at 12:04am

    I would be so rattled Omg!!!

  • Submitted by thatguyrobbie on Jul 14, 10 at 4:06am

    Fuck your life...

  • Submitted by peggysue19 on Jun 20, 10 at 10:28pm

    Who the hell would vote this a good night?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 6, 10 at 2:06pm

    8:26 no six days to piss her off and with 48 different women giving him blowjobs

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 11, 10 at 3:06am

    Arab r the best in bed

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 6:35pm

    I'm pretty sure if this happened that you'd just call you friend, not text them.

    • Submitted by alymay7 on Mar 5, 10 at 2:38pm

      maybe he didnt want to talk to his friend. its easier to text if your upset.

  • Submitted by imacarpenter on Aug 24, 10 at 7:40am

    yea i would of made my way into the gun cabinet but thats just me

  • Submitted by mchonbrown on Jul 25, 10 at 12:02am

    fucking bitch! only way to solve that is a 9mm to her head

  • Submitted by xTcFTW on Jul 17, 10 at 5:05am

    Hahahahahahaha I just laughted my ass offf!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:14pm

    shudda knocked one of the guys out and took his place... atleast you would have had a good time and then dealt with the enormity of the situation with your piece

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:04pm

    Can I have her number?

  • Submitted by lovelyme123 on Nov 28, 10 at 1:21pm

    Chill. They could have an open marriage. Me and my husband do and we take turns on who gets to use the house.

  • Submitted by fat_squirrel on Mar 13, 10 at 8:01pm

    I agree with anonymous

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 6:17am

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA love it.

  • Submitted by valle92 on May 24, 11 at 1:22am

    Ouch, which hurts the most\nYou not being involved, or just catching them on the act?

  • Submitted by erisblake on Apr 2, 11 at 11:11am

    He probably left so he wouldn't have deal with being where it all went down

  • Submitted by Komor38 on Jul 15, 10 at 4:10am

    I almost want to cry for you...

  • Submitted by brandonbrewer on Jun 3, 10 at 11:12pm

    Haha reminds me of old school.

  • Submitted by anonomyous on May 30, 10 at 4:01am

    I would have a 3 life sentences right now

  • Submitted by AlmightyShiz on Apr 18, 10 at 10:01pm

    "Two? Two." that part was hilarious

  • Submitted by hilltopper on Feb 7, 12 at 1:54pm

    Ahahaha old school. Nice work

  • Submitted by htsaints on Apr 9, 10 at 9:47pm

    Should have gone out, bought a gun, shot the girls head off, then the two guys dicks. Or light the house on fire...

  • Submitted by stubug11 on Mar 4, 10 at 8:26pm

    Kick her ass then fuck her for five days straight

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:19am

    o this is bad... i can see how a girl can do to hand jobs, and i can understand threesome. may not agree with it but i can see it. but 2 blowjobs, at once? were they thin dicks?

  • Submitted by rimfire24 on Jan 29, 11 at 9:11pm

    it sounds like a news story that ends with, "and then he turned the gun upon himself"

  • Submitted by mrp1mpin on Aug 2, 10 at 11:16pm

    You should have ripped of your shirt and yelled "Party Time!"

  • Submitted by Duke4Lyfe on May 18, 10 at 10:24pm

    Haha this is the atlanta area code. Good job atl. Yet again we produce another failure

  • Submitted by crazyman217 on Apr 29, 11 at 7:48pm

    Go on social facepalm, search "Ouch bro!"

  • Submitted by cootboogie on Jan 11, 11 at 11:47am

    Face!!!

  • Submitted by LoloFoShoSho on Jun 28, 10 at 2:51am

    I would kick her ass out and then have some beers with those guys and talk about what a big whore she is

  • Submitted by h8whores on Sep 5, 10 at 11:03pm

    You married a whore...tough break homie

  • Submitted by bttrdenu on Jun 25, 10 at 9:48pm

    And you never even got one, fuck your life

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 10 at 1:26am

    Damn what a bummer

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 4:11pm

    fake. if it was real he would have used her name instead of "my wife," since he's talking to someone he's obviously close enough with to crash on his/her couch.

  • Submitted by silverbullet30a on Jul 19, 10 at 12:13am

    Sorry she told me you were working late

  • Submitted by kassik on May 27, 11 at 7:51pm

    What a fucking whore!

  • Submitted by the_game on Sep 14, 10 at 9:20pm

    I lost the game

  • Submitted by weedweedweedweed on Dec 25, 10 at 7:17pm

    I would of went OJ on their asses, yes I went there.

  • Submitted by youralcoholicdad on Aug 3, 10 at 11:22pm

    It's possible

  • Submitted by TheSpartan1024 on Feb 11, 11 at 12:46am

    how unfortunate, sorry dude...

  • Submitted by steve2000 on Jan 19, 11 at 2:30am

    That text should have gone like this:\n\nCan I borrow your spade? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.\n\nI'll be right over.\n\nWear gloves.

  • Submitted by lovelyme123 on Dec 7, 10 at 2:15am

    Maybe they have an open marriage guys. Chill. Me and my spouse take turns in the house with our others.

  • Submitted by raymond74 on Jul 3, 10 at 12:45pm

    You must have some strong will power, cause that bitch would have 2 black eys to explain if she did tthat to me

  • Submitted by Conceited on Jun 26, 11 at 6:37pm

    Agreed

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 10 at 6:05am

    Dude. Embrace this. She obviously knows how to work it, make some money off it

  • Submitted by DiabloCam on Oct 30, 10 at 3:51am

    Wow dude. Game Over. The wife is a pro ho...

  • Submitted by raymond74 on Aug 5, 10 at 5:35am

    I woulda cunt punted her right out the window

  • Submitted by Fumbls on Nov 23, 11 at 8:22pm

    He needs a place to crash because he locked the doors and burned the house down

  • Submitted by singlet21186 on Mar 29, 11 at 6:23pm

    Dammmmmmmn

  • Submitted by Tylertc13 on Jul 24, 10 at 11:46pm

    @randomcommentguy lmfao! I love you. That was hilarious.

  • Submitted by farukdothis on Apr 20, 11 at 10:52am

    She had better been sittin on her packed bags while doing it. I ain't leaving.

  • Submitted by steve2000 on Jan 19, 11 at 2:33am

    Can I borrow your spade? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs. I'll be right over. Wear gloves.

  • Submitted by Rasetsu on Jun 26, 10 at 5:38pm

    Ouch. That really sucks...pun totally intended.

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    Submitted by thesteveholt on Apr 7, 12 at 10:16pm

    I see you've met my ex-wife...

  • Submitted by pandorasdoll on Dec 15, 10 at 10:08pm

    Who ever is the slut gets the hell out.

  • Submitted by diffy_spiffy on Apr 4, 11 at 12:26am

    That sucks but she's a trooper

  • Submitted by jd5293 on Aug 18, 11 at 10:45am

    Why did HE leave the house, kick that bitch out

  • Submitted by jbroccardo16 on Mar 22, 11 at 11:03pm

    bitch needs to be slapped

  • Submitted by hitbyadampayi on Nov 15, 10 at 1:26pm

    The fuck are you doing crashing on a couch............\nIf you leave when your wife does that, shell proceed to have sex in your bed next....

  • Submitted by instantaxess on Jul 9, 11 at 2:43am

    BadMitch apologizes for fucking your wife, www.badmitch.com

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 6:52pm

    In Soviet Russia.....oh wait they don't even have iPhones in Soviet Russia.

  • Submitted by USARMY on Oct 11, 10 at 6:59pm

    I would have shot the guys the fucked her and then shot her too.

  • Submitted by EvryBdyFrmTha313 on Apr 6, 11 at 3:57pm

    oh dude im sorry bout that i didnt know she was married :)

  • Submitted by JewWafflez on Jun 19, 10 at 4:03pm

    Happens to me all the time

  • Submitted by swallows on Aug 15, 11 at 2:55am

    Dude. That's cool. That means you didn't notice the six men going out the back door (which is where they came{lol} in, in the first place).

  • Submitted by whoresofbabylon on Jun 2, 11 at 4:21am

    Almost first.

  • Submitted by jewkid on Mar 12, 10 at 11:44pm

    Whoever the soviet Russia commenter is he should shut the fuck up that's stupid shit

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    Submitted by Maufiro on Feb 4, 12 at 7:38am

    He needs a hug

  • Submitted by darla604 on Jun 21, 11 at 2:58am

    That happens alot..... In porn!

  • Submitted by kyletheking89 on Apr 10, 11 at 4:48pm

    I'd kill that whore and the two douchebags, then call her mom and tell her her daughters a whore. Yes I know it's horrible...

  • Submitted by SpaceCat on Mar 21, 11 at 10:38pm

    Who's your wife? I happen to be a 404, Lmao, jk. Must suck to walk in on that.

  • Submitted by tabersl on Jun 10, 11 at 4:09am

    Dude take a picture...Blackmail...make her get the f**k outta the house

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    Submitted by anonymousdude84 on Jul 10, 12 at 4:29am

    And I wouldn't be crashing on any couch, I would be kicking her ass to the curb, guys included, I would be uploading pictures of the slut to every porn site in existence, and I would be filing for divorce papers, and I would be fucking some hot girl I knew but always had the decency to not make a move on, not necessarily in that order.

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    Submitted by mad_hatter on Jul 17, 12 at 3:06pm

    Damn this is in my area..

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    Submitted by Hurri_Caine on Feb 16, 12 at 10:37pm

    I would fucking kill someone immediately. And that is a reasonable solution.

  • Submitted by katiegirl1980 on Jan 18, 12 at 6:13pm

    Maybe he needed to get out of the house for a minute. Nothing saying he didn't go ballistic on her and the dudes later. Some people do think rationally in situations like this. They make for the best murder trials and end up on some TruTV show.

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    Submitted by KathyK on Jan 16, 12 at 12:16am

    Seriously man? Grow a pair

  • Submitted by AllBlack on Sep 12, 11 at 8:03pm

    Sorry

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    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 3, 12 at 4:56pm

    I probably wouldn't want to sleep in the same bed I just saw my wife blowing two guys in. He probably wanted to just get out of there.

  • Submitted by marukaitechikyuu on Sep 21, 11 at 9:29pm

    ...that poor sucker...

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    Submitted by swallows on Sep 10, 12 at 12:36pm

    Good thing you didn't come home an hour earlier. They were just the two who couldn't bust out of ... What was it ... Thirty four guys. Mostly black.

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    Submitted by swallows on Jan 8, 12 at 5:28am

    He didn't leave. He tried to stop it and the real men beat his ass without ever having the whore stop chugging.

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    Submitted by sleepeebear on Jun 6, 12 at 11:46pm

    *beep beep beep bee be beep* \n"yes I'd like to file for divorce.. And also two naked men just had massive heart attacks in my house"

  • Submitted by gratrow96 on Dec 29, 10 at 1:31am

    Stupid bitches

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    Submitted by road2nowhere on Feb 12, 12 at 9:54am

    poor guy. I apologize on behalf of all slutty women. (but we had the best of intentions.) ;-)

  • Submitted by MajorJohnson on Apr 12, 11 at 1:26pm

    ATL is representing with some serious Ho's! :)

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    Submitted by gioman420 on Sep 9, 12 at 11:35pm

    Why did you leave? You must not really love and care for your wife or her cimpany. You re a bad host!!!

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    Submitted by anonymousdude84 on Jul 10, 12 at 4:27am

    Honestly I would have fucking killed her, I wouldn't even have hit the guys- not because I couldn't take them, but because hey lets face it- guys wanna get laid!\n\nTHEY didn't have a commitment. THEY didn't know me so they weren't disrespecting me (or at least, that wasnt their goal).\n\nThey wanted a piece of ass. And it was the slut wife who let them have her. I'm honestly afraid to ever marry a girl if I'm not 100% sure she's super classy bcuz if she

  • Submitted by darla604 on Jun 21, 11 at 3:04am

    Were they black?

  • Submitted by theJoker45 on Apr 21, 11 at 11:00am

    No you get your ass back there and put your foot down.... Right on their worthless balls!

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 15, 11 at 10:05am

    She's the "ho" in "housewife"

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    Submitted by badmotherfuker86 on Apr 17, 12 at 12:12pm

    He doesn't wanna be found sleeping at the scene of a triple homicide, that's why he needs a place to crash

  • Submitted by one_way on May 4, 11 at 4:15pm

    Sounds like my ex.

  • Submitted by Unit562 on Jan 12, 12 at 12:46pm

    Two.

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    Submitted by gingaa27 on Oct 22, 12 at 5:43pm

    Bring back rule of thumb

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    Submitted by photorobert on May 24, 12 at 9:18pm

    I'd film it and high five the guys on their way out

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    Submitted by PolarisDTA on Apr 21, 14 at 4:40pm

    You should've killed them all. Heat of the moment. Crime of passion. Insanity. Fuck, decreasing surplus slut population.