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  • Better than the whole "pretending to be sober enough to pull out.." Wait till that backfires on you.

    Submitted by tg03 on Aug 10, 11 at 4:43pm
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  • But on the upside, you totally solved that rhyming problem.

    Submitted by erinnkc on Aug 11, 11 at 12:49am
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  • Don't wry, they already knew you weren't a functioning member of society

    Submitted by Phys on Aug 10, 11 at 5:15pm
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  • "Blew up in my face" and "threw up" should not be used in the same sentence

    Submitted by Ballslap on Aug 10, 11 at 5:13pm
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  • Like a G-6

    Submitted by Michguy on Aug 10, 11 at 6:47pm
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  • Reminds me when I tried climbing the stairs at ole' granny's "acting sober". With a dress up skirt I played with when I was three because my pants were covered in muuuuuud.

    Submitted by PhantomOfThe on Aug 10, 11 at 7:32pm
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  • Hes just jello that hes fat

    Submitted by supahornay on Aug 12, 11 at 12:30am
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  • If you're still such a light weight that you actually throw up, like 80 percent of the pansy's on this app, you don't have a problem. A true boozer never throws up.

    Submitted by JJdoggie on Aug 10, 11 at 7:57pm
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    • yeah real men call strangers "pansys" you fucking pussy, now shut your man pleaser and enjoy the app...

      Submitted by docsticks on Aug 11, 11 at 8:50pm
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  • I know! Once I tried the "I'm not REALLY miserable and jealous act" but it back fired on me when I showed up in public and people saw how fat I was. I couldn't hide that shit at all. :(

    Submitted by bulldykecashier on Aug 10, 11 at 5:28pm
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