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Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now

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(662): Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now http://tfl.nu/yxmg

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I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now

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(662): I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now http://tfl.nu/ipud

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He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.

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(662): He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime. http://tfl.nu/s8up

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I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.

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Did you at least offer to let him get it out??

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(901): I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment. (662): Did you at least offer to let him get it out?? http://tfl.nu/gv0l

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The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance

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Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest

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(662): The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance (1-662): Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest http://tfl.nu/10xm

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You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".

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(662): You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,". http://tfl.nu/dg58

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He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.

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(662): He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it. http://tfl.nu/e1a5

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Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to

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(662): Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to http://tfl.nu/r6si

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I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.

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(662): I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck. http://tfl.nu/9thm

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IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.

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(662): IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol. http://tfl.nu/ywt6

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We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.

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(662): We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings. http://tfl.nu/gskc

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Bang-toberfest begins!!

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(662): Bang-toberfest begins!! http://tfl.nu/i6ge

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Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?

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(662): Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!? http://tfl.nu/mo9h

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So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?

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In some strange universe, yes

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(662): So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores? (1-662): In some strange universe, yes http://tfl.nu/4gql

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What if our hands were octopus tentacles?

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You're an idiot.

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(662): What if our hands were octopus tentacles? (1-662): You're an idiot. http://tfl.nu/2n3l

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