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  • 54 33
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Oct 19, 12 at 7:25pm

    "Listen to him, he's pre-med."

    • 24 39
      Submitted by amanduh14 on Oct 20, 12 at 2:44am

      animal house reference ftw!!

    • 19 40
      Submitted by WApple on Oct 24, 12 at 4:07am

      Graduating med school with all "D's" still makes you a Doctor.

  • 37 37
    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Oct 19, 12 at 7:04pm

    The crayon diploma is how you know it's legit

  • 36 37
    Submitted by snowman87 on Oct 19, 12 at 7:02pm

    The last time I listened to someone after they said "trust me" I ended up in the ER with broken ribs.

  • 23 17
    Submitted by Bloomfield on Oct 21, 12 at 3:15pm

    O-H!

  • 44 68
    Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 19, 12 at 3:32pm

    "Trust me" uh how about no? That shit hasn't worked since Aladdin.

    • 41 26
      Submitted by khals on Oct 20, 12 at 1:23am

      she got out of there safely and everyone lived happily ever after

      • 24 36
        Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 20, 12 at 4:31am

        Exactly, a good ending to "trust me," the only one I know of.

  • 30 45
    Submitted by SadieandKismet on Oct 19, 12 at 3:37pm

    I want him as a doctor. Telling your patients to drink? Ok, should I keep sexing

  • 29 44
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 19, 12 at 10:51pm

    This is how Christianity spread through Europe during the Black Plague. Many pagan religions did not drink alcohol. The monks and the priests did. Hence all the Christian names from old European booze brands.

    • 28 31
      Submitted by MzKitty08 on Oct 21, 12 at 2:18am

      cuz knowing is half the battle

  • 20 26
    Submitted by ck24 on Oct 19, 12 at 8:26pm

    Reading webmd don't make you a doctor

    • 14 21
      Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 21, 12 at 5:36am

      Nope because it's always cancer on web md lol

      • 37 17
        Submitted by WApple on Oct 24, 12 at 4:06am

        or lupis

  • 22 42
    Submitted by tlovell on Oct 20, 12 at 11:13am

    I read this in NPH's voice

  • 15 31
    Submitted by MzKitty08 on Jan 23, 13 at 4:39am

    I might trust you if every time I heard someone say that I didn't wind up bent over with a thumb in my ass! I mean I'm going to need to see some identification... -__- pay no attention to that first part.