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  • Submitted by darntootin on Jan 15, 11 at 12:19pm

    Prison life just got a little sunnier.

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      Submitted by said8ED on Jan 15, 11 at 5:24pm

      props for an epic comment

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      Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 20, 11 at 2:24am

      Fucking inspired, dude.

  • Submitted by ItsmeSpeedyG on Jan 15, 11 at 1:55pm

    I know everyone here hopes you don't wind up accidentally pregnant

  • Submitted by Taipan on Jan 15, 11 at 12:48pm

    I understand the mascara but how did you manage "accidental" shower sex...? Like, did he slip and it just happened to fall in or something?

  • Submitted by Michguy on Jan 15, 11 at 9:36pm

    How does one "accidentally" have shower sex?

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      Submitted by ayooo on Jan 15, 11 at 11:16pm

      it happens

  • Submitted by MizzAlmighty on Jan 15, 11 at 10:45pm

    I believe she meant "unexpectedly" instead

  • Submitted by adriandowe on Jan 15, 11 at 12:26pm

    Gives new meaning to singing in tbe rain.

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    Submitted by fairamar on Jan 16, 11 at 11:09pm

    Whoa, flasback.

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    Submitted by xandrasm on Jan 16, 11 at 4:57am

    Jealous. Go get em tiger.

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    Submitted by trueloveinmae on Jan 24, 11 at 1:37am

    Don't they teach you to be prepared in Girl Scouts? Buying waterproof mascara should never be accidental.