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  • 31 18
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on May 22, 13 at 5:44pm

    There once was a man from Nantucket....

    • 23 14
      Submitted by doiou2 on May 23, 13 at 9:47am

      whose dick was so long he could suck it. he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin if my ass was a pussy I'd fuck it.

  • 27 15
    Submitted by pelicanbriefs on May 23, 13 at 8:21am

    ...and as for the bucket, he fucked it.\n\n(Crack'll do that)

  • 28 20
    Submitted by RachShapiro8 on May 22, 13 at 5:19pm

    Fuckin' trees!!!

  • 25 23
    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on May 22, 13 at 10:10pm

    ....whose uncle only let him shit in a bucket...

  • 22 25
    Submitted by bb28 on May 22, 13 at 10:57pm

    ...so he climbed up a tree...

  • 13 18
    Submitted by sprints54 on May 23, 13 at 6:05am

    ...For the whole world to see.....