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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:36pm

    Complaining about this being unoriginal is so unoriginal.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 11:15am

    My freshman algebra teacher did that and the girl that sat next to me actually filled it out and got a job. the next week she failed another test....she raised her hand and said " i dont need another one i already work there!" funniest moment of my life!! funniest part was we were in the honors class so we were expected to be smart!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 2:23pm

    that's funny, but insulting to people who actually work at mcdonald's... not all at them are stupid or failures at life, some are immigrants or people who had to drop out of school for legitimate reasons.

    • Submitted by BlueMoonlight702 on Jul 14, 10 at 3:39am

      Or people who are in school and paying their way through. I used to work there but I'm in college...

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      Submitted by jimboland50 on Sep 17, 11 at 8:59pm

      or people who have a college degree and just can't find a job anywhere else

  • Submitted by ReverseLogic on Oct 4, 10 at 10:51pm

    When someone makes a stupid mistake like not multiplying out a polynomial that Is squared my math teacher has a " math heart attack" ( his term) in which he screams then falls on the floor face up and shakes.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 12:20pm

    Sounds like my math teacher.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 6:53pm

    taken from another site!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:21pm

    He or she should switch to welfare paperwork. Or an application for unemployment

  • Submitted by denimhero on Feb 13, 11 at 10:20pm

    It's atleast not what you get for an A a academic team slip .... Yuk?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 8:37pm

    Top Five

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 7:52am

    my teacher always started out saying, "i have good news and i have bad news. . . the good news is that mcdonald's is hiring. . .the bad news is that the entire class failed. good luck battling your schoolmates for the job of fry cook."

  • Submitted by Prettiecolours on Mar 23, 10 at 6:22pm

    Lovely but I'd rather work at walmart!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 2:59am

    Brilliant. Should staple then to blacks and mexicant's tests. Yes I said MexiCant's!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:48pm

    I had a teacher do the same thing in HS..but it was McDonald's Applications

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 3:24pm

    haha that's awesome. one of my profs used to say "F is for Fast Food!" reminds me of him. and that was in my psych class.

  • Submitted by Genius_Prototype on May 13, 10 at 6:37pm

    I think all teachers should do that

  • Submitted by casp on Oct 2, 10 at 2:00pm

    bash.org... So many things I've seen there wind up on here. Still funny though.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:23pm

    12:21 (3) its like you're saying that about yourself

  • Submitted by Silly_Asian on Feb 8, 10 at 8:42pm

    MR. WOLFF!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:12am

    Your math teacher kicks ass.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:27pm

    Yay, more stuff stolen from bash. How original.

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      Submitted by justagirl94 on Oct 18, 11 at 8:09pm

      Or the same person writing it on here?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 3:48am

    Woooow that is so fucked up.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 6:39pm

    This is from bash no question at all.

  • Submitted by missbirdieb on Aug 20, 10 at 10:05am

    That is GREAT

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:28am

    That is the funniest shit ever. I might try that as a teacher, but I'd prob get fired the next day

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 2:34am

    holy shit i want that teacher

  • Submitted by belocl7 on Mar 22, 10 at 10:11am

    Hahahahahaha love it!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:45pm

    Not bad mine put mcdonald applications....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:14pm

    Don't talk shit bout arizona state bro. That's the party school! Don't hate if u ain't been there

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 9:20pm

    LOL

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 7:11pm

    i wish this site was original...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 11:23pm

    @ 10:53 you play world of warcraft.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:42am

    I agree with 12:30  xxox

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:43pm

    Don't you need some math to work at Burger King? Gotta know how much more a coke and fries are!

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      Submitted by themagicwatch on Mar 8, 11 at 2:07am

      No way, there are stickers for them on the cash register.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:31pm

    bahaha, if I ever became a teacher I'd do the same damn thing!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:59am

    That's my kind of teacher lmao

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:14pm

    That is awesome. What a funny teacher!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:58pm

    That guy is SUCH a badass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 1:38pm

    1:16 hahahhaahaha attached to a diploma or instead?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 10:27pm

    That's awesome xD

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:55pm

    Sounds like my teacher

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:11pm

    HAHAHHA that is amazing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 1:16pm

    At u of o that's what they give you at graduation.

  • Submitted by vaballa0037 on Mar 20, 10 at 2:33pm

    That's the funniest thing iv ever herd

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:17pm

    That shit is hilarious!! I want that teacher! What a boss.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:21pm

    hahahhahahahhahaaha lmao i would've gotten sooo many of those if i had that teacher. too funny.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:38am

    Dude i have the same area code as you! What school do you go to??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 1:15pm

    College is better because all the girls are legal.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 3:31am

    Omg this my area code!!! I'm not surpsrised. Ha.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:26pm

    Definitely seen this before.

  • Submitted by queenheart08 on Mar 4, 11 at 11:41pm

    That's awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 1:33am

    (720): "o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket." XD

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:24pm

    Seriously the funniest thing I've ever heard of. That's awesome.

  • Submitted by musicman11 on May 23, 10 at 9:00am

    That's the best teacher!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 5:27pm

    Now that is funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:22pm

    That's where u should b working u homo:)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:22pm

    Haha best fucking math teacher ever

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 5:41pm

    its been on bash for years...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:00pm

    This explains why the cashiers at CK never seem to get the right change...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 3:27pm

    this is just a copy of an old joke on funnyjnk, with a picture

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:53pm

    Hahahahaha BEST TEACHER EVER.

  • Submitted by 1046imbored on Jul 21, 10 at 12:37am

    Your math teacher > my math teacher

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:30am

    Wow, what a bitch. Why not mcdonalds?!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 3:02pm

    Would you like fries with that?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 9:44am

    CLEVER! I love your teacher.

  • Submitted by bl4ckh4wk on Apr 24, 10 at 11:44pm

    hahaha 10/10

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:47am

    Fucking classic!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:25pm

    Not original. Stolen from Bash I believe.

  • Submitted by tizzy on Dec 6, 10 at 11:30am

    You guys should try bash.org, that's where a shot ton of these quotes originated from.

  • Submitted by PBlueKan on Mar 29, 10 at 4:07am

    I love this teacher.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:23am

    Lololol!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:53am

    Dude... I'm telling my social studies teacher to do that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:46pm

    My English teacher was the same way. If we ever got anything wrong, she'd always say there were lots of job openings at Burger King. And if we only got a C, we could, MAYBE, work at a really nice Burger King.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 5:08am

    hey 7:50, it was a question for 1:16. screw off.

  • Submitted by wuuzzup on Oct 3, 10 at 12:25pm

    Lol I wish my teacher did that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:03am

    750- it's not just a UofO area code this could be someone from southern Oregon all the way to Corvallis.

    • Submitted by Moonbeam92 on Jun 28, 10 at 11:49pm

      Actually, this area code goes all the way past Corvallis to Medford area. It could be someone from all the way to the border of California.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 2:00pm

    1:16, are you kidding? that almost sounds believeable...

  • Submitted by scoobz on May 1, 10 at 2:20am

    brilliant

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:53pm

    Win. /End of discussion

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 1:28am

    LOL that's wonderfully rude

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 1:05pm

    south of philly, the county 911 center hands out mcdonald's applications when training begins, along with "the majority of you will NOT make it through this training class, so we thought we'd save you the trouble". and that is NOT fake, because my husband and several friends have all said the same thing hahahaha.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 3:34pm

    1:15 (2) when you're in high school it doesn't matter cause you're the same age. dumb ass.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 1:03pm

    High school is good for a developing a general education so you have the potential to work in any area of profession. It still sucks though. College is better. Get to take the classes that will actually help in whatever you want to be.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 7:00am

    to 12.47 and all thsoe who think that math is irrelevant.. maths is the reason why we are able to post or read things on this site as well as why there are mobile phones and even microwaves in your homes(and yes those things all include cosines and sines and tangents and other theorems)! so as you can see it is useful in real life, but you dont even know it..

  • Submitted by Fireproof on Jul 14, 10 at 12:02am

    Oy.......

  • Submitted by xosierralisaxo on May 13, 10 at 10:57pm

    i'm guessing you're pretty fat?(:

  • Submitted by bloo707 on Jun 23, 10 at 10:57am

    This is my area code I wanna meet this teacher.....I wonder if he's in Monroe?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:41am

    Lmafo aewsome teacher

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:47am

    I am going to go all out on this one. Bring the applications to the teacher and suggest it until I get a teacher to do it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 7:54am

    I can't WAIT to do that once i start my teach for america bs...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:30pm

    I love your math teacher.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 6:15am

    Your teachers almost as big a douche bag as your moms

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 4:57am

    Someone has a stick up their ass...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 12:42am

    That's freaking awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 11:10pm

    Ha! That's jacked! Hahaha

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    Submitted by tifferz128 on Sep 17, 11 at 3:43pm

    Lmao

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:31am

    Aug 25 10 25 fuck off it's supposed to b funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 9:42pm

    Aw. How thoughtful....and yet hilarious at the same damn time!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 12:26pm

    why is everyone thumbs-downing the fact this was stolen off bash?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 6:13pm

    That's a true asshole and I love it hahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:18am

    one, this teachers kind of a douche. give them a unemployment application or something no need to belittle people who only have the ability to work at a fast food place, there are hardworking people who have no other options past getting an average high school education or don't have money to pursue anything after high school. two, 11:47 why the fuck did you care if the people stayed in your class and failed, how do they effect you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 2:23pm

    sorry i meant people who actually work at burger king* 2:23

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    Submitted by SukieSukSuk on Oct 9, 11 at 12:46pm

    That's epic!!!

  • Submitted by Laxjb4 on Jul 29, 11 at 12:35pm

    N\nL

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:12am

    I would work at burger king just for the chicken fries :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 3:50am

    I'm so glad I live in Oregon.

  • Submitted by insanebeauty23 on Jul 5, 10 at 6:15pm

    That's an amazing idea. WOW.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:00am

    Not cool at all. I rarely hear of anyone being laid off in the fast food industry. If your fired it's usually your own fault.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:47am

    My English III teacher had the saying "Take your F and go in peace" when someone was acting stupid in class. No one did, they stayed 'til the end of the year to get their F, much to the chagrin of people who actually did the work, such as myself.

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    Submitted by lmao123987 on Feb 18, 12 at 1:31am

    Lmao123987\nI should tell my teacher to do that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 10:03am

    My history teacher used to do that.. And my grandpa used to give them to my brother and I on holidays..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 3:50am

    Stolen or not- awesome!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 6:43pm

    Bash already did this.

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    Submitted by illovebrowneyes on Feb 16, 11 at 7:51pm

    That's attractive

  • Submitted by SgtSalt on Apr 14, 10 at 2:14am

    This is on fml except it's mcdonalds

  • Submitted by ericagreen2116 on Apr 4, 10 at 8:39pm

    She has high hopes for you...she could of stapled mcdonalds

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 2:33pm

    This was on FML a while back

  • Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Mar 22, 10 at 4:48pm

    Ouch. That would really hurt my feelings. Haha.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:29am

    your math teacher is my hero

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 3:30am

    I got a boner fir your math teacher.

  • Submitted by iowagril89 on Aug 25, 10 at 4:48am

    My freshman history teacher has a huge dumb ass stamp he will stamp on papers in bright red on certain reports.

  • Submitted by thatwaseasy on Jul 12, 10 at 1:39am

    ahahaha

  • Submitted by extra_em on Jul 7, 10 at 2:54am

    Who's you math teacher?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:21pm

    All teachers should think that way; we would have a mkore effective educational system that way.

  • Submitted by dki94 on Jul 11, 10 at 1:06pm

    Epic

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 6:42pm

    Mine staples mcdonald apps!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 5:44pm

    I think this is fake, the same thing was basicly said on fml about a month ago

  • Submitted by pole26posistion on Nov 7, 11 at 7:14pm

    That's so f'n awesome.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 10 at 2:16am

    Win

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 10:37pm

    Hahaha he likes getting oepole jobz

  • Submitted by BP_DRGN on Jul 13, 11 at 7:45am

    My science teacher gives Dum Dums do people who fail

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 7:50am

    3:18 its University of Oregon dumb ass. its a 541 area code.

  • Submitted by badmitch on May 25, 11 at 6:53pm

    BadMitch has never failed a test, www.badmitch.com

  • Submitted by denverdezjr on Jul 14, 10 at 9:26pm

    Better than working at safeway

  • Submitted by Myutlonghorns on Mar 20, 10 at 5:06am

    That's hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 11 at 9:14am

    next time you pass your test back in with a note that says suck my pussy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 10:44pm

    omg this is my favorite thing iv ever read

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    Submitted by gunnerrp4 on Mar 30, 11 at 1:33am

    Shuv it up her ass when she's not looking!!!!! LMAO!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 20, 10 at 2:01am

    ...where all of u will have a career in....

  • Submitted by Layn on Mar 4, 10 at 2:16pm

    Mine says we need Jesus.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:05pm

    Ding fries are done, ding fries are done... 541 ftw

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:17pm

    Hahahahahaha thas hilarious!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:43pm

    Hey, if the teacher was worth anything, he/she wouldn't be teaching. Maybe the teacher needs to work there at night to help pay the bills.

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    Submitted by OnSomeRealShxt on Jul 30, 12 at 11:45pm

    Nice!! I would give more respect to this teacher

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    Submitted by ashklo on Jan 12, 12 at 7:16pm

    My teacher always asks if you want the same seat next year

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    Submitted by panahneshati on Nov 16, 11 at 6:28am

    Does she get paid for sponsoring BK?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 8:25pm

    My history teacher would hand you a voters application on your 18th.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:23pm

    My old 5th grade teacher used to tell his class that "in 15 years I'm gonna walk into Burger King, see you flipping burgers and tell you I TOLD YOU SO!". Well it's been over 15 years and I'd love to take him out with my $400 Coach bought from my Accounting paycheck!! What douche bags!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 1:54am

    Thats super fucked up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 3:58pm

    if they're immigrants than they can get the fuck out of middle america....texas.

    • Submitted by getgetdown on Feb 26, 10 at 11:47pm

      unless your american indian, your family are immigrants too, fool.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 3:18pm

    University of what? Oklahoma? Oregon? Ohio?

  • Submitted by Bikerboy7916 on May 14, 10 at 6:21pm

    I had the same math teacher

  • Submitted by bl4ckh4wk on Mar 15, 10 at 10:52pm

    hahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:28am

    That is effing amazing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 10:46pm

    This was on FML 5 months ago...twice

  • Submitted by hp7438 on May 2, 10 at 8:41pm

    Hahahahahahahaha.

  • Submitted by KELLIS on Mar 4, 10 at 6:30am

    That's some funny shut!!!!!

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    Submitted by brandyraynae on May 29, 11 at 8:56pm

    Sounds like a great teacher.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 1:17pm

    Haha. My math teacher puts mcdonds applications on ours.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 3:16pm

    if you're a girl, my English teacher staples a picture of his big fat dick to failed tests. A little extra credit work can really raise that grade

  • Submitted by m2thaferg on Apr 28, 10 at 11:20pm

    My Jr High geography teacher used to say, in his gravelly voice, to this idiot in our class, "Gabe, why don't you go home and watch Oprah." Every Friday he would wear his country line dancin finest. We are talking boots, levis 501s that looked fresh off the factory line starched and pressed, and a button down shirt that was basically a Texas flag. Gotta love 7th grade!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 11:47pm

    THEY CALLED SHENANIGINS ON 3:16!!!!!! SHEEEENANIGANSSSSSSSS

  • Submitted by twista_twisla on Jul 22, 11 at 5:04am

    Best teacher ever

  • Submitted by bthw1234 on Dec 27, 10 at 7:04pm

    I want to go to your school

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 10:33pm

    woooow. perhaps repressed regret from stamping FAIL to his resume.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:24pm

    12:21 (2) Me too. That's awesome. I literally lol'd in class.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 1:59am

    is that how they do it in TEXAS now? either that or there should be an age limit to the humor here!!

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    Submitted by Chevy_Rox on Oct 28, 11 at 12:44am

    Haa what an awesome teacher!! Algebra and geometry were always my favorite subjects, I had the worst algebra teacher, she never gave anyone individualized attention like this

  • Submitted by atruedsm on Aug 18, 10 at 2:15am

    They're fucked

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 7:25pm

    Lmfao failure

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 5:15pm

    Look if you fail a test transfer to ARIZONA STATE

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 7:52pm

    Bash stole it from my father's calculus professor, so there. Life is cyclical. Deal with it.

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    Submitted by tmartini on Feb 9, 12 at 1:01am

    cutting out the middle man.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:24am

    My teacher stapled trash coleector apps to our failed tests

  • Submitted by jewcrew830 on May 9, 10 at 6:28am

    Gotta love Oregon State University! Go Beavs!

  • Submitted by LethalRider on Mar 8, 10 at 10:47pm

    Awwhh shit Lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:06am

    Is his name Mr. Kirchner?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:40pm

    Yeah my AP physics teacher also does that and he gives extra credit if you bring in applications or take a picture of someone applying at burger king. He's a douche bag but an awesome one at that

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    Submitted by jesscullen on Aug 28, 11 at 6:54pm

    Or, some people that work there are in high school or college trying to earn a little spare cash to spend...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:47pm

    What math teachers don't seem to realize is that math really is useless in the real world. Anyone use sin, cos, or tan lately? I didn't think so.

  • Submitted by misledminion on Oct 15, 10 at 1:20am

    I actually know this teacher! That's what's up!

  • Submitted by pepepippy on Mar 1, 10 at 1:24am

    Haha, love it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 10:35pm

    lol FAIL! dats a dagger!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:05am

    Haha that's awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 10:02pm

    Hahahahaha!!!!!!awesome

  • Submitted by pole26posistion on Nov 7, 11 at 7:17pm

    My math teacher would just staple a condom on the test saying don't use these or you will create more of you.

  • Submitted by tswiftie on Apr 2, 10 at 7:24pm

    That's brilliant. My english teacher staples walmart applications

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    Submitted by mrssryles on Jul 10, 12 at 5:33pm

    HAHAHA !

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    Submitted by goyim on Apr 7, 13 at 7:25pm

    That's good foresight.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 1:51am

    I'm proud that this is out of Oregon... So funny!

  • Submitted by BigJD725 on Jun 14, 10 at 10:59pm

    That's where failures work...

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    Submitted by K1nG_JaY_xX on Jul 19, 12 at 3:57am

    This is hilarious wow

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    Submitted by mistierain1 on Apr 6, 14 at 2:31pm

    now that's incentive haha

  • Submitted by FadedPanda on Oct 9, 11 at 9:51am

    She probably does that cuz shes a fat bitch and wants you to bring her a mcdouble for an A

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:19pm

    thats not really original, ive seen it before