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(202): View more from Washington, DC

i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.

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(440): View more from Ohio

My astrological sign? Vagitarius.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife

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Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.

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(206): View more from Washington

Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.

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(301): View more from Maryland

i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test

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(905): View more from Toronto

Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..

(1-905): View more from Toronto

With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.

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