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  • 91 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 8:47am

    Real fishes? Or crackers?

  • 96 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 8:54am

    In Soviet Russia, goldfish drink best friend potion together and throw carpet on you!

  • 93 93
    Submitted by sdrgdkftfulf on Feb 14, 10 at 12:15pm

    am i the only one that noticed that this text says BITCHES and not FISHES? the grammar police needs to work on their reading comprehension.

  • 82 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 3:23pm

    Fishes isn't even a word anyway.

  • 80 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 12:01pm

    Everyone commenting on everyone else's poor grammar should really get a life...fucktards

  • 78 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 3:58am

    bahahahaha omg I literally laughed out loud... love this!

  • 81 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:36pm

    There's about a 99.9% chance I was with whoever sent this message

  • 81 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 7:05am

    Uh oh! Lol

  • 76 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:55am

    11:13- don't tell someone not to correct "grammer" if you can't spell grammar correctly.

  • 73 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:43am

    Um 857 did you mean grammatically INcorrect ? Your a douche.

    • 71 71
      Submitted by sdrgdkftfulf on Feb 14, 10 at 12:13pm

      you mean YOU'RE, right? haha

  • 66 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 12:38pm

    You are a whore... Congrats

  • 65 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:19pm

    A whales penis is called a dork

  • 79 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 1:42am

    Actually the correct plural of fish is "fishies"

  • 68 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 9:33am

    I agree with 9:09

  • 66 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:08am

    It's fish, not "fishes"..

  • 66 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 7:35am

    Is your cock delicious? ;)

  • 60 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 2:41am

    Fishies? Maybe if you're in the republic of Tennesee..... Or Ar-Kansas

  • 70 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 4:39pm

    Wow the ppl commenting on these txts take them wayyy too seriously...geez relax.

  • 78 99
    Submitted by anon33 on Feb 14, 10 at 10:06am

    857: You do know that "fishes" is grammatically correct, right? You were just joking about that, right? Oh no, you weren't, were you? You ignorant, fucking, fool. Pick up a goddamn text book every now and then. Or, better yet, type in the word "fishes" in a search engine.

    • 68 71
      Submitted by sdrgdkftfulf on Feb 14, 10 at 12:20pm

      btw "fishes" is the proper plural form when talking about more than one species of fish. maybe if you had followed your own advice you would know that. =]

      • 63 77
        Submitted by sdrgdkftfulf on Feb 14, 10 at 12:21pm

        oops never mind, i'm obviously too hungover right now to do anything that involves logic. haha

  • 61 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 1:31am

    Haha holy shit that's halarious

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:57am

    10:06 go to hell u fucking dick

  • 62 69
    Submitted by deacon on Feb 18, 10 at 11:03pm

    how far did they swim?

  • 63 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 7:31am

    729 we should meet lol

  • 68 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:13am

    10:43 Don't correct grammer if you can't properly use "your" and "you're."

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 5:06pm

    Haha! I can't believe people are fighting about grammar. Does it really matter? You sound like a bunch of five-year-olds. Grow the fuck up

  • 64 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 2:36pm

    Wow... I just get on here to read funny texts... Everybody on here takes things waaaaaay too seriously.... Lighten up!!!

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 8:27am

    Can I join?

  • 63 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 4:57pm

    It's funny... And it's fun to be stupid sometimes ppl... Lighten up

  • 59 78
    Submitted by bfchkbach on May 13, 10 at 2:58am

    "best friends potion" - bloody brilliant haha

  • 61 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:37pm

    I doubt it

  • 58 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 8:47pm

    HAHA i miss nights similar to these...

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:56pm

    I doubt the living fuck out of it

  • 49 62
    Submitted by hamnop on Jul 26, 10 at 3:23pm

    Wow I see the "251 BITCHES!" comment and wonder who the hell is that proud to be from fucking south Alabama? Then I look at the name and see Brandie Lou. Perfect.

  • 58 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 2:56pm

    Hey 12:15, way to look like a retard, retard. We are not discussing the op when referring to fishes, we are speaking of a comment where someone used

  • 47 59
    Submitted by brandielou on Jul 6, 10 at 2:30am

    YEEESSS!! 251 BITCHES!!!\n\nLove it!!

  • 54 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 7:29am

    I love them fishes.... And cock.

  • 53 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 9:10pm

    I love the fact that my friends and I do shit like this when we're sober...

  • 44 57
    Submitted by NinaRawz on Jun 5, 11 at 10:00am

    Lmfaoooo haha SWIM BITCHES!! that's the funniest shitt ever!!

  • 63 97
    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Feb 14, 10 at 1:40pm

    Wow they passed another fucking text about gold fish. This site is lame as fuck now.

  • 52 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 7:32am

    Awesome

  • 60 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 8:47am

    Wow. Fake.

  • 50 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 9:26pm

    After the bff potion u shoulda made a swimmy fish potion

  • 50 73
    Submitted by electricworry on Feb 20, 10 at 1:37pm

    So what was in the potion?

  • 53 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:38pm

    I'm from 251 and last night I went to a party an we passed around a fucking gallon jug of goldfish al night long

  • 50 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:06am

    LMFAOOOOO

  • 53 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 2:25am

    (515) hahahaha amazing

  • 50 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:08am

    "fishes" is most definitely NOT plural for fish.

  • 57 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 1:49pm

    ITS DA GRAMMUR NAZIS WATCH OUT!!!!!!!1!

  • 56 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 9:09am

    You are a piece of shit you fucking racist asshole!!!!!! I hope you get hit by a fucking car!!! You are useless and you should die!!!

  • 18 23
    Submitted by Chaucer on Jul 28, 13 at 5:22pm

    Keebler

  • 54 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:29am

    WoW!!!!!

  • 35 64
    Submitted by Lamar15 on Feb 27, 11 at 1:37am

    Am I the only one that realizes that THEY FUCKING KILLED SOME FISH

  • 49 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 9:45am

    How is this racist?

  • 48 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 10:26pm

    The grammar police need to calm the fuck down. This is hailarious