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  • Submitted by Phys on May 15, 12 at 3:40pm

    Red bull gives you wings?

  • Submitted by Wesley_Sniper on May 15, 12 at 4:58pm

    Spiderman. Remember, everybody gets one.

  • Submitted by pinkispretty on May 15, 12 at 7:14pm

    Idk but there's a tiger in the bathroom too

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    Submitted by porksword on May 15, 12 at 3:50pm

    You fell.

    • 46 59
      Submitted by vicious_vamp on May 15, 12 at 9:35pm

      damnit I hate when I trip and fall onto the roof! it Fuckin hurts lol

  • 85 61
    Submitted by thegreatwhite on May 16, 12 at 5:29am

    that's how a roofie should work.

  • 82 63
    Submitted by keto06 on May 15, 12 at 3:36pm

    Alcohol..

    • 47 52
      Submitted by Kshandra on May 17, 12 at 11:19pm

      ...my permanent accessory...\n\n(I'll see myself out.)

  • 62 64
    Submitted by Rabbit37 on May 15, 12 at 3:47pm

    Washington state isn't used to this kind of heat. It's making people delirious.

  • 55 66
    Submitted by spikemike on May 16, 12 at 8:27am

    Do you maybe own a helicopter??? Ha ha

  • 50 58
    Submitted by tangledupinyou on May 16, 12 at 10:40pm

    I feel like my friends posted this about me.

  • 45 51
    Submitted by Jules1246 on May 21, 12 at 11:11am

    If in doubt, blame Spiderman.

  • 51 70
    Submitted by budman999 on May 15, 12 at 8:43pm

    Helicopter?

  • 43 57
    Submitted by assassination907 on May 27, 12 at 3:41am

    That has happened to me before!!! But I didn't have my phone to call anyone!!! That was a crazy fucking night!!!

  • 48 68
    Submitted by brigriff on May 15, 12 at 10:08pm

    lmaaaaao I've been in that situation before, weirdd haha

    • 46 62
      Submitted by anaily92 on May 15, 12 at 11:47pm

      Please elaborate :)

  • 49 71
    Submitted by kin_in_in on May 16, 12 at 4:32pm

    You were roofied, duh.

  • 42 69
    Submitted by hooty88 on May 17, 12 at 10:13pm

    LMAO AWESOME.