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  • 60 40
    Submitted by DTOM_308 on Nov 6, 11 at 9:48am
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    English, mother fucker!! Do you speak it?!?

  • 49 31
    Submitted by MeOlly on Nov 6, 11 at 3:42pm
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    just totally laughed in the middle of a wedding

  • 47 30
    Submitted by DailyBassist on Nov 6, 11 at 1:52pm
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    I would much rather have morgan freeman. It'd be like "march of the drunks".

  • 46 29
    Submitted by jwhoafosho on Nov 6, 11 at 3:04pm
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    I'M NOT YELLING! THIS IS JUST THE WAY I TALK! THEN JOSH AND KEVIN TOOK JAGER BOMBS TO IMPRESS THE SLUTTY CHICKS BY THE POOL TABLE!

  • 44 29
    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Nov 6, 11 at 9:51am
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    I don't remember asking you a MOTHER FUCKING thing!!

    • 28 33
      Submitted by Kevin201 on Nov 6, 11 at 11:24am
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      gotta love pulp fiction

  • 31 26
    Submitted by Klamath on Nov 8, 11 at 1:00am
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    Then wake up somewhere and ask "Where`s my supersuit?"

  • 34 39
    Submitted by BigBounceTricity on Nov 6, 11 at 7:29pm
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    There are SNAKES in this MOTHAFUCKIN bar!

  • 33 39
    Submitted by murff101 on Nov 6, 11 at 7:26pm
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    Shoot this mother fucker!

  • 33 43
    Submitted by phrozenstare on Nov 6, 11 at 9:06pm
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    I don't know you run the risk of him saying nothing but that line from snakes on a plane and then he will get eaten by a dinosaur

  • 28 35
    Submitted by BonIver87 on Nov 7, 11 at 10:48am
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    Have just one more shot my dear, then please go the fuck to sleep!

  • 27 33
    Submitted by B1gBadB1lly on Nov 7, 11 at 10:25am
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    I wish Samuel L Jackson would narrate everything.

  • 27 42
    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Nov 6, 11 at 10:36pm
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    I agree with Daily, Morgan Freeman would be awesome.

  • 20 33
    Submitted by creepshades on Nov 6, 11 at 10:49pm
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    what?