I can text with my tongue
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
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Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
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Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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