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  • Submitted by cali_girl_07 on Jun 30, 11 at 12:07pm

    That's just the best text EVER!

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    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Jun 30, 11 at 7:46pm

    Eloquent. To the point. And totally hot if the texter was a woman.

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    Submitted by grindonME on Jun 30, 11 at 12:06pm

    Love the way u think.

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    Submitted by BallsMcLong on Jun 30, 11 at 1:16pm

    I plan on using this line

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    Submitted by ck24 on Jun 30, 11 at 12:11pm

    Sounds like the guy wins either way

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    Submitted by sdpq1 on Jul 1, 11 at 8:32pm

    Decide before. Breakup sex is sooo much better

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    Submitted by shellbell205 on Jun 30, 11 at 4:11pm

    I love this. Love it.

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    Submitted by BayBayGirlLove1 on Jul 2, 11 at 12:20am

    Love it

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    Submitted by feliciadatkins on Jul 1, 11 at 7:40pm

    I agree with Bob. Ever since someone gave you props on relating one text to another, you started to over-do it.

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    Submitted by StephanieCompton on Jul 1, 11 at 12:40am

    Love this ;)

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    Submitted by Michguy on Jun 30, 11 at 7:39pm

    Yeah, screw the security deposit!

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      Submitted by BobLoblaw138 on Jun 30, 11 at 9:34pm

      Mich, I was willing to overlook your awful self-promotion at first because you occasionally said something moderately funny as well. But you try the same "relate this text to the last one" thing ALL THE TIME, and maybe 10% of them are even remotely clever. You just aren't very funny. Sorry, but judging by how awful 95% of the comments are on here, more people need to be told this.

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        Submitted by Michguy on Jul 1, 11 at 7:57am

        Thanks for wasting your time, please note that "All of the time" would equate to 100%, which is an error on your part. I could care less about 'self-promotion' as you say it. I comment for me, not you. Somehow you have raised yourself to the position of deciding what is a worthwhile as a comment? Keep that in mind with all the: buy Plan-B, barfed all over, best.day.ever., I had sex, "First" comments and posting. If 95% of what you read is so bad, why do you

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          Submitted by Phayle on Jul 1, 11 at 3:40pm

          Good job on wasting your time.

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    Submitted by sexygirl94 on Jun 30, 11 at 7:33pm

    That's so legit it's ridiculous! I love it! :)

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    Submitted by emilyrucks on Jun 30, 11 at 12:42pm

    Search a Mexican from Jalisco they know how make sex crude