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  • Submitted by RuralNinja on Jun 17, 10 at 3:16pm

    You might want to double check your ass too. A night that crazy wouldn't have settled for just 2 out of 3.

  • Submitted by guitar_boy on Jun 17, 10 at 8:08pm

    There may be a tiger in te bathroom...

  • Submitted by hooah33 on Jun 17, 10 at 3:09pm

    Just wait for the pictures...

  • Submitted by eskoelle on Jun 17, 10 at 6:25pm

    is being a whore like cool now?

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      Submitted by sneaky1 on Jun 18, 10 at 12:30am

      it's a website about drunk texts. like what did you expect? fml sounds more like a website for your negativity.

  • Submitted by viggen6889 on Jun 17, 10 at 3:07pm

    Best TFLN I've seen in a while

  • Submitted by Nebraska on Jun 17, 10 at 7:19pm

    "Dick mouth." Common phrase? I learned something new...

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    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jun 17, 10 at 3:17pm

    you made out better than the bride in the other text from today....

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    Submitted by hockeyking655 on Jun 17, 10 at 6:12pm

    No necessarily the bride

  • Submitted by marcmedic on Jun 17, 10 at 3:07pm

    And a case of herpes?

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    Submitted by FakeM5 on Jul 8, 10 at 6:16pm

    i feel sorry for the upcoming generations

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    Submitted by britney09 on Jun 17, 10 at 6:58pm

    Hell yes! That's how it's done!!!

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    Submitted by sneaky1 on Jun 18, 10 at 12:27am

    eskoelle; it's a website about drunk texts. like what did you expect? fml sounds more like a website for your negativity.

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    Submitted by beaverbuster on Jul 3, 10 at 5:59am

    You're welcome

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    Submitted by elite on Jun 19, 10 at 4:41am

    Because waking up with a dick in your mouth is a normal, if not dull, day in your life, huh?

  • Submitted by uAllSuck on Jun 17, 10 at 3:15pm

    What's.with.the.periods.after.each.word?

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      Submitted by urallstupid on Jun 17, 10 at 5:55pm

      Its how stupid people text.

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    Submitted by sexyupsguy on Jun 18, 10 at 12:34am

    Congrats!

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    Submitted by BangMeex3 on Jun 17, 10 at 7:49pm

    Oh babayyyy! xD

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    Submitted by caroline345 on Jun 18, 10 at 10:34am

    Slag

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    Submitted by gaza244 on Jun 17, 10 at 7:12pm

    Wow you crazy bit that's how it's done

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    Submitted by d3finexforever on Jun 17, 10 at 4:48pm

    Uallsuck - it's for emphasis.

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    Submitted by thatguyrobbie on Jul 14, 10 at 4:41am

    my question is are you the brides made or the bride haha

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    Submitted by milkman0027 on Jun 18, 10 at 1:50pm

    no anal.. no tiger in the bathroom.. and i just realized i still have your panties hun lol

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 18, 10 at 6:57am

    When the baby due?

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    Submitted by uberdouche on Jun 18, 10 at 9:28am

    Sounds like symptoms for something on the plan b side... take two of em and call me in the morning.

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    Submitted by convicted on Jun 19, 10 at 12:01pm

    "Sprinkle a little yest on'em Johnson and let's get the fuk outta here!"

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    Submitted by underagehangover on Jun 17, 10 at 4:37pm

    one of the best.

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    Submitted by princesspesa on Jun 19, 10 at 11:29am

    I've heard of wine mouth but dick mouth?

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    Submitted by FeloniousAC on Mar 6, 11 at 4:48pm

    sounds like a Phelps-less protest

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    Submitted by pranav429 on Jan 2, 11 at 7:35am

    Bad bad gal....

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    Submitted by TLS913 on Dec 10, 11 at 5:56pm

    KSU student for sure

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 10 at 9:23pm

    Teehee

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    Submitted by d0p3r_N3gr0 on Oct 31, 13 at 2:59am

    whata hoebag

  • Submitted by sircohan on Jun 17, 10 at 3:07pm

    First.

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      Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on Jun 18, 10 at 12:08am

      i don't care what ricky bobby has to say; in these instances, if you are "first," you are definitely last.