Just get higher! Maybe you can smoke yourself sober. If not, at least you'll be super high and will have an interesting day at work. What's the worst that could happen, right?
Combat your unending high with some shots, that should take your mind off it. Spend the day throwing up in the company bathroom or hiding under your desk from your suddenly rabid stapler? The choice is yours.
This is when calling in sick is more of loosing face than showing up to work fucked up. Any sufficiently large organization has someone trained to spot rec drug users.
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