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  • Submitted by bigjwin on Nov 6, 12 at 11:18am

    Most romantic thing ever heard

  • Submitted by kin_in_in on Nov 6, 12 at 4:37pm

    Holy hymen buster, Batman!!

  • 95 57
    Submitted by 4NIC8OR on Nov 6, 12 at 10:53am

    Atleast he wasn't Superman, faster than the speed of light...

  • 64 47
    Submitted by Ashley312 on Nov 7, 12 at 2:21pm

    I'm actually really jealous

  • 60 51
    Submitted by lostinalaska on Nov 7, 12 at 4:20am

    "Homosexual watering hole"? Wtf are you even talking about? Also, to the poster, that is awesome.

  • 56 48
    Submitted by Cyrus81585 on Nov 7, 12 at 10:19am

    The batwing is only 2 kicks. you have to get them with the goat for 5 kicks. and remember, you gotta call them a f@g.

  • 56 54
    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Nov 7, 12 at 12:35am

    Did he show you the batwing? It's 5 kicks if you looked

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    Submitted by Naysayer123 on Nov 6, 12 at 5:28pm

    That is not the watering hole I'm going to. The one I was at had me dressed as a whore not Catwoman, or Batman. I think you are going to the wrong homosexual watering hole Polacke.

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    Submitted by My_Dixie_Wrecked on Nov 7, 12 at 7:31am

    Everyone knows Kim K is no virgin.

  • 54 70
    Submitted by polacke on Nov 6, 12 at 11:07am

    just another saturday night at the local watering hole of the homosexuals. romantic story though.

  • 14 19
    Submitted by missmadij on Dec 3, 12 at 11:26pm

    Probably gonna do the same thing

  • 15 23
    Submitted by ATN on Nov 14, 12 at 9:58pm

    That abstinence thing DOES work.

  • 16 29
    Submitted by airfields on Nov 16, 12 at 8:22pm

    This smells like bullshit.

  • 5 11
    Submitted by lostinalaska on Oct 31, 13 at 5:20am

    This is a truly awesome story. Good for you, OP!