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  • Submitted by equinoxe on Aug 31, 10 at 10:09am

    Moral of this story: Pay the whore first and never ever leave extra money laying around.

  • Submitted by ButteredToast on Aug 31, 10 at 9:45am

    Two hours of sex is a long time for a prostitute; considering that an hour and a half of that time could have been used to service at least three other clients, it's only fair that she stole from you to make up for the loss of time lest her pimp beats her for coming up short. After all, why do you think she was rushing back to "work"?

  • Submitted by buttstache on Aug 31, 10 at 2:15pm

    Now i aint sayin she a gold digger...

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    Submitted by regalbeagle on Aug 31, 10 at 9:36am

    Ahh Dayton: Continuing to prove that you are home to the worst examples of mankind ever.

  • Submitted by destructo on Aug 31, 10 at 10:45am

    no matter if you're married or not, you always end up paying for sex in one way or another.

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    Submitted by BlackStarrLine on Aug 31, 10 at 9:56am

    Wow, you had that much cash in your wallet? Use an account!

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 31, 10 at 11:30am

    You've been struck by, A Jewish whore! Wow even the pennies.... Rule: when there Is a whore in the house, lock up your cash.

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      Submitted by opalquean on Sep 1, 10 at 4:30am

      You weren't satisfied with being a misogynist, now you've added anti-Semitism to your charming bag of tricks? I used to think you were funny, now it's clear you're just a prejudiced asshole.

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    Submitted by wutthaeff on Aug 31, 10 at 1:27pm

    Sounds like those 2 hours weren't worth enough to her, so she took your money to get something out of that night\n Better luck next time dude.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 10 at 9:50am

    *beat

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    Submitted by yakturk43 on Aug 31, 10 at 9:41am

    That's cause she wast rushing to work idiot she was rushing out cause she stole your money

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    Submitted by jayy on Aug 31, 10 at 10:02am

    thats what you get for only being able to get hookers to fuck you.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 10 at 4:02pm

    Http://whatidesirearegays.com

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    Submitted by croupier on Sep 1, 10 at 11:00am

    Hope she was worth it!

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    Submitted by Valkyrie on Sep 1, 10 at 8:04am

    Where do i need to go to start fucking guys that keep that kind of cash on hand?

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    Submitted by Taipan on Aug 31, 10 at 12:03pm

    So don't bring home sheisty bar skanks... not that difficult.

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    Submitted by thomasfk on Sep 6, 10 at 7:56pm

    Nooooo!!! Not the pennies too!!!

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    Submitted by thebatman on Aug 31, 10 at 11:13am

    pwnd by pwnstitution.

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    Submitted by asinnerlikeu on Sep 2, 10 at 9:05pm

    Win for her and lesson learned for you

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    Submitted by Le_Todd on Aug 31, 10 at 2:52pm

    Kinda had it coming if you carry $300+ in your wallet and had a one-nighter. http://whatIDesiredtosday.wordpress.com

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    Submitted by StanSitwell on Aug 31, 10 at 11:18am

    fake life, who remembers they had that amoutn of money in their pocket? I love all these fake texts, probably all created by the site creators anyway

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      Submitted by kawaiichan09 on Aug 31, 10 at 11:30am

      Maybe OP needed that specific amount of money for something important, or maybe he's a tightwad with his money.

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    Submitted by K66Aggression on Aug 31, 10 at 9:44am

    the hooker had to get to her next client

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    Submitted by zombietramp on Sep 1, 10 at 1:29am

    that was most likely my sister... shes a prostitute. I'm now apologizing on her behalf... I'm sorry.

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    Submitted by dallas78 on Aug 31, 10 at 3:30pm

    Hey le_Todd ur a fuckin twat. Douchebaggery is rampant here...worst offenders being website posting people, and "first" claimers.

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    Submitted by enoxxx on Aug 31, 10 at 2:08pm

    hustlin ass hoe

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    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 31, 10 at 10:12am

    Resourceful

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    Submitted by wynn2003 on Sep 1, 10 at 8:45pm

    Another Ohio digit sweeeeet

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    Submitted by ck24 on Sep 1, 10 at 12:41am

    Thats what you get for banging a jew