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  • 44 26
    Submitted by Ritard on Feb 16, 12 at 2:00pm

    To try and catch the guy who commented "first" so doesn't do it anymore.

  • 42 30
    Submitted by porksword on Feb 16, 12 at 2:48pm

    Because it smells like there are fish in your bedroom?

  • 36 31
    Submitted by W_T_F on Feb 16, 12 at 3:16pm

    The hooker with fishnet stockings did a handstand on your bed and got caught in the ceiling fan. Didn't end so well....

  • 33 28
    Submitted by gphilz on Feb 17, 12 at 12:00am

    ... were the last words of the boy before he was trapped, kid-napped and butt fucked to death

  • 35 40
    Submitted by TheWingMan on Feb 16, 12 at 10:28pm

    You were partying with Gaga last night?

  • 33 45
    Submitted by dlegs on Feb 16, 12 at 1:49pm

    First!!