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  • 128 54
    Submitted by buck06 on Jul 24, 12 at 5:02pm
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    one man's cop car is another man's taxi

  • 90 59
    Submitted by Kevin201 on Jul 24, 12 at 5:47pm
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    doesn't matter got home

  • 84 53
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 24, 12 at 7:58pm
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    Meh, so the taxi was black and white instead of yellow.

  • 81 53
    Submitted by tricitiesbounce on Jul 24, 12 at 4:27pm
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    Same thing.. At least he showed up. Wich he's probably regretting since your pointing out little things like that.

  • 73 52
    Submitted by gabraham on Jul 24, 12 at 9:00pm
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    tomayto tomahto

  • 78 70
    Submitted by soccer360 on Jul 24, 12 at 4:38pm
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    Taxi means to be driven or haul. No one ever said I took a taxicab...I was taxied home...now bring lunch I'm hungry and some aspirin. Thanks

  • 66 52
    Submitted by l8erg8or on Jul 24, 12 at 5:40pm
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    Don't worry, Mom. No formal charges were filed.

  • 56 42
    Submitted by Phys on Jul 24, 12 at 9:12pm
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    I never said what day I got the taxi and I wasn’t lying about getting home safely so whats the big deal?

  • 52 54
    Submitted by LincolnOcyruS on Jul 24, 12 at 9:20pm
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    At least they already knew where they were headed

  • 48 46
    Submitted by pnr on Jul 24, 12 at 6:43pm
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    This is definitely a mom text

  • 45 42
    Submitted by blahshutup on Jul 25, 12 at 5:31pm
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    They call me McLovin...

  • 44 44
    Submitted by KillerRobotTree on Jul 25, 12 at 9:27am
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    The only thing regrettable is the grammar in this post...