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  • 207 49
    Submitted by deftone_sam on Jul 29, 11 at 11:15am
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    This is out fucking standing

  • 110 55
    Submitted by hwrecker on Jul 29, 11 at 11:13am
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    Good friends = Bad influences = Great times!

  • 97 42
    Submitted by mazerati on Jul 29, 11 at 1:04pm
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    I'm going to use "hungover and over and over." That's too brilliant.

  • 72 36
    Submitted by outdrinksyou on Jul 29, 11 at 12:14pm
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    haha had to favorite this one. many days I've felt like this, but I never am able to word it quite so well lol

  • 52 47
    Submitted by jltc on Jul 29, 11 at 1:11pm
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    Nunubeest: halogens don't flicker. Fluorescents do that. Go be a downer somewhere else:)

  • 51 50
    Submitted by porksword on Jul 29, 11 at 12:22pm
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    You're finally well hung, enjoy it!

  • 39 34
    Submitted by katheg on Aug 4, 11 at 8:19am
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    Great! I'm too old now...but back in the day....!

  • 62 81
    Submitted by wsp4me on Jul 29, 11 at 12:38pm
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    "you people?" what you mean, "you people?"

    • 33 44
      Submitted by grenadewizard on Jul 29, 11 at 4:51pm
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      mass txt to his friends?

    • 36 55
      Submitted by mazerati on Aug 2, 11 at 6:52pm
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      What do YOU mean "you people"?

  • 48 53
    Submitted by slammin211s on Jul 29, 11 at 11:11am
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    yeah i hate when they dont let me wear sunglasses in the office, my desk is right by the damn window

  • 41 41
    Submitted by xoluvmexo on Aug 1, 11 at 10:55pm
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    AMAZING I <3 this

  • 46 52
    Submitted by sdpq1 on Jul 29, 11 at 7:38pm
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    That's when I turn off half the lights and blame a migraine :)

  • 44 49
    Submitted by scamandros06 on Jul 29, 11 at 2:36pm
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    he is the alcoholic peoples messiah!!!!

  • 50 62
    Submitted by NotTelling on Jul 29, 11 at 2:33pm
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    Many thanks!!! This is beyond fabulous. I will save this in my phone for future reference.

  • 38 42
    Submitted by mz_baer on Aug 15, 11 at 2:10pm
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    favorite thus far! hi-fucking-larious!

  • 44 60
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 30, 11 at 6:15am
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    I just heard this in John Cleese's voice, probably because with the repetition, it reminds me of the Dead Parrot Sketch. Bravo, good sir. Also, "I wear my sunglasses at work/so I can, so I can/hide my bloodshot eyes"...

  • 42 58
    Submitted by PHD1026 on Jul 30, 11 at 7:27am
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    and your welcome

  • 33 44
    Submitted by oac794 on Aug 25, 11 at 4:30pm
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    Challenge fucking accepted

  • 40 59
    Submitted by nol0nger on Aug 1, 11 at 3:06am
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    This is brilliant. I want to be your friend.

  • 17 25
    Submitted by  on Jun 1, 12 at 9:11pm
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    I read it like "I am hung like a horse, over". Like what military people say.

  • 42 120
    Submitted by nunubeest on Jul 29, 11 at 11:52am
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    you have only yourself to blame drinkin like that before work, be happy they don't fire you....and yes those office halogens are murder on the eyes on a good day ugh especially when there cheap ass and flickering

    • 38 57
      Submitted by slammin211s on Jul 29, 11 at 12:10pm
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      prude much? like youve never rolled up to work hungover .... as for halogens i had to unscrew one of the ones above my desk yesterday cause the damn thing wouldnt stop flickering

      • 38 60
        Submitted by nunubeest on Jul 30, 11 at 9:39pm
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        lol i guess my sarcasm didnt translate well over text..and oooh lord yes ive rolled out with some real earth breaking hangovers