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  Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.

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  (+44): Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection. http://tfl.nu/1vl5
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  Submitted by security24 on Jan 16, 13 at 12:07pm

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  Your subway has a door guy? Wtf?

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  Submitted by kin_in_in on Jan 16, 13 at 11:31am

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  Dammit, that really held the room together!

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    Submitted by jonathan171 on Jan 17, 13 at 11:07pm

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    No, it tied the room together.

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  Submitted by Dub_Vchick on Jan 16, 13 at 8:12pm

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  "The Big Lebowski: The alternate version"

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  Submitted by missausten on Jan 16, 13 at 8:38pm

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  "On a magic carpet rideeeee!"

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  Submitted by Massive_Attack on Jan 16, 13 at 1:38pm

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  So the guy that made your food held something people walk on, and you drug around?

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  Submitted by smittyd04 on Jan 16, 13 at 7:50pm

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  Did the Chinamen piss all over the rug?

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    Submitted by jonathan171 on Jan 17, 13 at 11:05pm

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    Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature, Dude.

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      Submitted by cannabislecter on Jan 23, 13 at 12:22am

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      Shut the Fuck up donnie!

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