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  Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"

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• I hear he has an identical twin brother...

  Submitted by haliganbar on Dec 22, 11 at 12:24am

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• It's always good to have goals

  Submitted by Ritard on Dec 21, 11 at 3:34pm

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• I bet this is how her mom ended up.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 21, 11 at 4:34pm

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• This is way too awesome..

  Submitted by VinSD on Dec 21, 11 at 3:19pm

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• Loomis... Ouch...

  Submitted by bubby27 on Dec 21, 11 at 11:50pm

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• but you told yourself beforehand you are about to make a mistake. besides who wants to be friends with a fatty in a moomoo in the future? you are on your own

  Submitted by loomis76 on Dec 21, 11 at 10:24pm

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