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  • Submitted by NotAnonymous321 on Nov 9, 10 at 10:12am

    If it makes you feel any better, your born-out-of-wedlock parent probably won't, either.

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    Submitted by Michguy on Nov 9, 10 at 10:41am

    I think getting "hammed" might hurt. Was it spiral cut?

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    Submitted by mdguy301 on Nov 9, 10 at 11:40am

    His grandparents could have gotten re-married like mine did...

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    Submitted by JJdoggie on Nov 9, 10 at 10:29am

    Damn 30? So how old were the grandparents then parents when they had kids? Redneck family for sure.

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    Submitted by skeezer on Nov 9, 10 at 10:13am

    Darn, too late...lol.

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    Submitted by schlock on Nov 9, 10 at 11:41am

    Apparently remarriage after death/divorce of a spouse it not a possibility...

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    Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 9, 10 at 12:33pm

    @ garg411 Do you have nothing better to do at 10:32am on a Tuesday than brag about your future? Seriously, which parent was it that didn't love you enough as a child?

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      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 9, 10 at 4:17pm

      All three of them.

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        Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 11, 10 at 3:09am

        And their respective mistresses/beaus I'd wager...

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    Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 9, 10 at 2:14pm

    You got "hammed"? Is that something like being mooned? If so, you're fired!

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    Submitted by ktr10 on Nov 10, 10 at 1:02am

    Did that at my grandparents' 50th anniversary... Been th

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    Submitted by garg411 on Nov 11, 10 at 3:30am

    Far as I know there's no karma. Or else I'd be fuuuuuuuuked

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    Submitted by jjcool on Nov 9, 10 at 10:54am

    Assume each generation was 10 years old when the next one arrived. Writer is probably preggers right now

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    Submitted by redsox985 on Nov 9, 10 at 11:48pm

    And when did grandma get hammed, or is it porked?

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    Submitted by sadnessandrazors on Nov 9, 10 at 11:30am

    Slut

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    Submitted by skeezer on Nov 9, 10 at 10:12am

    I am blocking "first!"

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    Submitted by garg411 on Nov 9, 10 at 10:32am

    All you people that hate me and my comments, just letting you know I'll be getting a HELLACIOUS inheritance. Suck on that hators

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      Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 11, 10 at 3:10am

      And on the day you are disowned, and therefore disinherited, I hope you look back on this and think "Man. Karma's a bitch."