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  • 88 63
    Submitted by se7enwords on Dec 7, 12 at 11:39am

    "Excuse me kind gentleman/madam, I am writing to seek your assistance in the matter of securing transportation to procure libations. Thank you in advance."

    • 51 44
      Submitted by amanduh14 on Dec 7, 12 at 2:57pm

      beautifully done!

  • 68 48
    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Dec 7, 12 at 12:11pm

    facebook has private messages you retard. you're just seeking attention

  • 62 45
    Submitted by Megs381 on Dec 7, 12 at 11:59am

    No need to be "classy" we all know you're a drunk.

  • 54 46
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Dec 7, 12 at 8:25pm

    "Wanted: roommate situation within walking distance of liquor store. No smokers or pets."

  • 51 43
    Submitted by fly_bi_night on Dec 8, 12 at 8:30am

    Having to beg others for a ride to the liquor store, no matter the medium, is the opposite of class.