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  • 37 19
    Submitted by Dernie on Apr 26, 12 at 2:31pm
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    I'm here my son, and I come bearing Gatorade.

  • 30 20
    Submitted by boogerbutt on Apr 26, 12 at 2:48pm
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    Sorry, he only respond when Margaret talks

    • 18 19
      Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Apr 28, 12 at 12:01pm
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      And God never even responded to Margaret.

  • 23 22
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 27, 12 at 4:37am
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    I'm sure the guy that handed you one was the same as you a few years ago.

  • 27 30
    Submitted by Nickly on Apr 26, 12 at 4:34pm
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    People who have "tequila Tuesday" and "wine Wednesday", etc. need to die in a fire.

    • 20 21
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Apr 27, 12 at 4:53am
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      You should die in a fire if you're going to be such a judgmental jack-hole.

  • 20 17
    Submitted by jlaspiras on Apr 26, 12 at 2:22pm
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    See, fuel for my business.

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    Submitted by MandyPandy933 on Apr 26, 12 at 4:30pm
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    Are you there vodka? It's\nChelsea.