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  • Submitted by EatmeTwice on Oct 12, 12 at 3:49pm

    Who the hell has parents like this..? My dad would high five your body into a shallow grave in the woods by our house.

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      Submitted by cannabislecter on Oct 12, 12 at 4:42pm

      Ok so we don't tell your dad. Do I still eat you twice?

  • Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Oct 12, 12 at 7:59pm

    "Today, I heard my daughter having sex, very loudly. Awk. Ward. When her boyfriend came out of her room, I didn't know what else to say or do, so I high-fived him. FML"

  • Submitted by cseelig11 on Oct 12, 12 at 1:39pm

    From what I hear, your sex life and family life should never overlap.

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    Submitted by EatmeTwice on Oct 12, 12 at 6:17pm

    Sure cani-whatever. Eat me all you want. But I'll warn you that I'm a guy. Just couldn't think of a good username and "eatme" was already taken.

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      Submitted by cannabislecter on Oct 12, 12 at 9:18pm

      I especially withdraw my comment, and show disdain upon your ambiguous title.

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        Submitted by Thatzwhatshesaid on Oct 13, 12 at 4:26am

        Lmfao!

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        Submitted by EatmeTwice on Oct 13, 12 at 10:57am

        Sorry about the misunderstanding friend lol. I'm sure we can move past this haha.

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    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Oct 12, 12 at 1:56pm

    He wanted some pointers to use on mom.

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    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Oct 13, 12 at 1:03am

    That is super weird that her dad did that... If I had a daughter and I heard her cum, I'd automatically start drinking, heavily. and then when you walked out of the room, we would immediately have a little chat in which you'd be speaking in to the barrel of my shot gun

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      Submitted by raichu100 on Oct 13, 12 at 11:19pm

      Translation: I feel like I should be in control of my daughters' sex life.

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    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Oct 27, 12 at 11:11pm

    "Hey -- at least my little girl knows how to pick a guy who treats her right!"

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    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Oct 13, 12 at 11:40am

    What the fuck is up with all these posts about "aww man id totally shotgun anyone who had sex with my daughter"? This is 2012, haven't you rednecks died out yet?

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    Submitted by CessnaDriver on Oct 13, 12 at 10:21am

    It sounds like its time for you and your girl to get a trailer of your own.

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    Submitted by ItWasntAKickball on Oct 19, 12 at 4:41am

    FAKE.

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    Submitted by photorobert on Oct 14, 12 at 2:41pm

    Consider this a fucking win, literally^^

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    Submitted by steve671 on Oct 12, 12 at 8:19pm

    Huh bra

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    Submitted by iso on Oct 12, 12 at 3:43pm

    he's def got some fap material for tonight